[Intro]

(His language is simple and down to earth

At times he is shocking, crass and vulgar.)

[Madchild] Yo, what’s up Flip-Lo?

[Flipout] Yo, what’s up Mad-Lo?

[Madchild] Yo, I’m chillin’, word

[Flipout] Word, yo, I can feel this fat track comin’ at ya

[Madchild] You know what I’m sayin’?

[Flipout]

This is how we’re coming right now

Kind of like-a-like-a-like-a mule kick, the mule kick

What? The mule kick. So just kick it like this

[Verse 1] Madchild

Howdy, here comes the rowdy

Lowdown gringo

Señorita swing when I sting ‘em with my lingo

Bingo was his name-O, McDonald has a daughter

I oughta tell you why I’m called the mass marauder

Slam you like a kilo bacteriën, like a piñata

I’ve got a lot of barnyard beavers

So yippy-yi-yo, I pull a hoe like a farmer

Calm her, I’m a charmer when I’m rollin’ with your mama

In the hay, I stay on the deal for real

‘Cause rats love to cheese up and pigs love to squeal

Ee-eye-oh, I know you want to know the bear facts

It’s giddy-up or saddle up, I never ride the bare back

The fact I hold the [?] I'm getting in too deep

‘Cause I’m a honkey, straight goin’ donkey

Tough like Tonka, I buck like a mule

She calls me Bob Vila because of the way I use my tool

It ain’t my fault your moms living like a whore

But thanks to me, your sister ain’t a virgin no more

[Hook]

That’s the mule kick, the mule kick

The mule kick, the mule kick

The mule kick, the mule kick

I said, all you'll receive is a kick in the butt

[Verse 2] Flipout

So get along little doggy

‘Cause here comes Rogie

Madchild the mule going over heels like an old fogey

Roll up the barrel and spark up a stogie

Then after I gave more flavor then a polish pirogi

Get the butter, spread it, [?] and I hope the white bread

Make your choice but don’t dread

Now wake up you sleepyhead

Hey, you don’t remember where you saw me at?

You thought I forgot, your mom an insomniac (woo)

‘Cause if you snooze, you lose

Or there’ll be no catching else neither

My skills are ill, so try to catch the beeper

Put a hoe in Labrador an yeah, I can retriever

‘Cause I’ll be pulling in more chicks than [?]

‘Cause I can macaroni without being cheesy

I’m the god of [?] easy portuguesey

I’m comin’ down for a landing like Michael on Bonanza

Ride along a track as I gallop with my stanza

So the lowdown, or the hoedown is on the download

I’ma whip the banjo, so yo, my man Madchild

I know that you can do damage

Get on the mic ‘cause I know you get cabbage

[Verse 3] Madchild

I’ma get the door ‘cause I heard the bells

Flip, should I let ‘em in? (Oh what the hell)

It’s Robbie. My kemosabe waiting in the lobby

He’s got a fat hooker, smoking Buddha is his hobby

The Madchild with fad styles, the little rough wrangler

If a girl tries to play me, I’m going to strangle her

I’m running around in circles like a never-ending corner

I can tell it’s so simple, flirt then lean around the corner

[Hook]

That’s the mule kick, the mule kick

That`s mule kick, the mule kick

That`s mule kick, the mule kick

All you'll receive is a kick in the butt

[Flipout]

The mule kick

Ya, that’s the mule

Haa, yeah

Now bring it back, bring it back

Get a kick in the ass

[Verse 4]

A horse is a horse of course like [?]

I’m too sexy and slick like [?]

Instead of trying to find an old pro with filler back gap

I find a young girl and spray my load just like a fat cat

I can make her holler like she’s hot under the collar

Checking shows on the list to make a fist full of dollars

I’m making girls heads bob like a slow blowjob

I rob from the rich and I steal from the poor

[Verse 5] Flipout

OK, now I’ma cast some black and it’s always on purpose

Giving it all it’s worth even though it seems worthless

I tell my moms I’m working but until she thinks I’m jerking

The situations risen and I’m certain that it’s written

“But mom, but, but.”

“No buts” she says. Get your butt in gear

Or your butts out of here

[Hook]

That’s the mule kick, the mule kick

And its the mule kick, the mule kick

The mule kick, the mule kick

I said, all you'll receive is a kick in the butt

[Outro] Flipout

You'll get the mule kick, the mule kick

That's what your getting

It's the mule kick, the mule kick

Never forgetting

It's the mule kick, the mule kick

And now your sweating

All you'll receive is a kick in the butt