[Verse 1]

This band played at the Metro

About 700 people were at the show

The jam session was awesome

It whooped a horse's ass

[Chorus]

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[Verse 2]

The band played it on

The band got down like a Magikist

The crowd roared like a lion in a cage

The powerful jam session wupped a cheetah's ass

[Chorus]

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[Verse 3]

The rock show was over

A lot of people met the band

The jam session was a horse whipper

It was a whooping on a mule's ass with a belt

[Chorus]

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[Outro]

Rock over London, rock on Chicago

Cheetos, it's the cheese that goes crunch