Attempted Armed Robbery

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Once upon a time, a man in his thirties tried to rob Pattie's Heart Healthy

He had a machete

When he told Erica Keller to open the cash register, she refused

Then he threatened to jump over the counter and stab her

Attempted armed robbery

Patty Ruford, owner of the restaurant, came in that night

She was so shocked that this guy tried to rob her restaurant

The police made a report

The bandit wore a werewolf mask

Attempted armed robbery

This holdup took place on Halloween night

It was at eight o'clock PM at night

That was at 613 W Diversey Parkway

The suspect is being sought for this holdup

Attempted armed robbery

Rock over London, rock on Chicago

Mitsubishi, the word is getting around