[Chorus]

I tell a cobba don't go on benders in the shopping centres

Drop a pair of double thick peggers right outside the entrance

Drop it down and drink it, drink it up, gettin' super drunk

She get up and pour it, pour it up, all that goon up

Slide slide in a Calais V8 on the freeway

Ya misso is a top shiela, fuckin' rippa

I'm a panic buyin' shopper, I'm a tosser

I'm nothin' but a cobba cobba, so ocker

[Verse 1]

Never catch me at a copper shop, I'm always gettin' off

Slide my commy 'cause the diff's locked

Brap brap brap brap brap brap

Mighty Car Mods, mate you gettin' chopped

Chop chop chop chop chop chop

I'm choppin' weed up like a Lawn Boss

Yeah, I own a Cox

And these cobbas always give me lip

Yappa yappa yap

Whеn you see me eatin' fish and chips

Chicken salt thе shit

Cobbas always wanna take the piss

Mate, I am pissed

You get king hit with my tradie fists

Fuckin' bloody oath

Are you pissed, sauced or pissed, cunt?

Play me like a nuffie, like mate, are you pissed?

Are you pissed, sauced or pissed, cunt?

Playin' Acca Dacca but you're still a fuckin' wanker, stupid

Listen, when I talk you better listen

Make 'em scared, I'm the Badadook

Slide over, do the Nutbush

Campin' in Barmah

Local pub, get a parma

Or call it parmi

Bakery, get a pastie

Longbeach, light it

A few pints and I'm fightin'

Weet-Bix, Milos, that's me diet

I've been, dodgy, way before Tiger pilots

Fuckin' who did that? Fuckin' who did what?

That's my Timtam, don't bite it

[Chorus]

I tell a cobba don't go on benders in the shopping centre

Drop a pair of double thick peggers right outside the entrance

Drop it down and drink it, drink it up, I'm a stupid cunt

She get up and pour it, pour it up, all that goon up

Slide slide in a Calais V8 on the freeway

Ya misso is a top shiela, fuckn rippa

I'm a panic buyin' shopper, I'm a tosser

I'm nothin' but a cobba cobba, so ocker

[Verse 2]

You're a cunt, I'm a cunt

It's fucked cunt

He's a cunt, she's a cunt

They're a cunt

Smart cunts, dumb cunts

We're all cunts

Fuck up, fuck up, fuck up

Kookaburra laughin' at me, I'm a funny cunt

Told her meet me in the shitter for a stinky dunny fuck

Cobbas facebookin' tryna tell me I'm a dumb cunt

Knocked off work early, came home to a drug bust