[Verse]

Parked up in the carpark, left me kids inside the car

Have a good drop in the bar

See old mate, I have a yarn

Fiendin' for a fuckin' dart, had to sip the piss-up just to keep me calm

I just got a tattoo on me upper arm

Fuck, now I hear that car alarm, copper said to me

"You coulda done 'em harm; impound the car, impound the kids"

Waited 'til he wasn't lookin', punched him in the ribs

Hop back in the rig and I rip a massive skid

Now I'm speedin' down the main street

You know I got bass deep

Race me if you think a copper can catch me

Lazy? Never

My Commy's soundin' so fuckin' sick when I rev her

I get spare parts from the wreckеr

Cunt, you can call it parmi or parma

I'm not sookin' 'bout a drought like a dairy farmer

Sippin' on cruisers, mix thе pineapple and guava

The pokies start winnin', put the pineapples in faster

Big Dog Darryl, cobbas already know it

Young Banjo Patterson, cunts know I'm a poet

Yeah four-wheel drive 'Lux, mate, I never need to tow it

See ya missus in the pub, oi, I could probably go it

Fuck XXXX Gold or VBs, Jimmy Beam or Jacky D

I'm walkin' 'round drunkenely, probably shouldn't grab me keys

Winnin's at the TAB as high as my BAC

I wrote off the VT, payout from the TAC

Excess was a couple Gs, I cannot afford the fee

So I said to Cenno "Please, can you give me dosh quickly?"

Celebrate with KFC, I failed at my HSC

Gettin' chased by AFP, too slow for the HSV

Smith's chips and soft drink fillin' up me trolley

Been a long time since I hit the milk bar for some lollies

Yeah

Fuck me