Crunchy, you want it

We'll make some eggs and leave the shells in

Crunchy, you want it

Like Aqua Net on frizzy hair

Crunchy, you want it

Like bugs 'n' guts, like bugs 'n' guts

Crunchy, you want it

In a truth and a dare

Crunchy, crunchy

What's your favorite cereal? Captain Crunch or Kix?

Loops of Fruit or Raisin Bran? Flakes with Frosted tips?

Chocula, Franken Berry, Wheaties or the Elves?

Variety of Cheerio they stock up on the shelves

It doesn't, doesn't matter

It doesn't, doesn't, no!

(As long as you eat it before it gets soggy)

It doesn't, doesn't matter

It doesn't, doesn't, no!

(As long as you eat it before it gets soggy)

Crunchy, crunchy

Crunchy, crunchy