[Intro: Radio DJ]

Alright, you little lovesick douchebags out there in radio-land

Cam and Cumwad here with another tasty bag of riffage from them We're Wolves boys

Hahaha! Don't worry, you won't have to ask your girlfriend's permission to listen to this one

Haha, this is Shapeshifter on '97.5 The Doof'

[Verse 1]

Oh, so once again you're in love?

Do all these thoughts in your brain make you go insane

Because you never could be alone?

So tell me, what makes this one so different?

Was it a sign from above?

Keep your feet on ground and your head in the clouds

And slip into a new pair of skin, you shapeshifter

And quit acting like a fucking chump

[Chorus]

You fall off the face of Earth

For every girl you meet

Stop putting all your faith

In every single girl you see

'Cause I don't like this person

Standing in front of me

Don't relapse, relax

And remember that your friends come first

[Post-Chorus]

Andrew, you okay? What happened?

I don't know anymore, dude

She put her pussy on my penis, and then my brain went "ahhhhhh!"

[Verse 2]

They're all easy come, man, and easy go

So, stop dwelling on the pussy, just to take things slow

You're living zero to a hundred and its making me sick

If you cannot handle life, please, remember these tips

(Step one!)

Remember this is all in your head

(Step two!)

You don't need her and you never did

(Step three!)

The two of you were never meant to be

(Step four!)

Don't be a pussy and say fuck that whore and stand tall

And remember the ones who have your fucking back

[Chorus]

You fall off the face of Earth

For every girl you meet

Stop putting all your faith

In every single girl you see

'Cause I don't like this person

Standing in front of me

Don't relapse, relax

And remember that your friends come—

[Breakdown]

First

Oh!

Ah!

Who's gonna be there when you fall?

Talk you off the ledge when you're suicidal?

With your head so far up her ass

It's hard to tell where you began

So just sit, roll over, play dead like a good lap dog

Now, go fetch

[Chorus]

You fall off the face of Earth

For every girl you meet

Stop putting all your faith

In every single girl you see

'Cause I don't like this person

Standing in front of me

Don't relapse, relax

And remember that your friends come

First

[Outro]

Come on, dude, you gotta cut this shit out, you're better than that

I can't man, because my hearts so full of hurt