[Intro]

There once was a dripster who dripped too hard

He lived in the land of the moop and the mard

His name was Wekko and he loved to drip

On occasion, he hated on those that ripped

But he woke up one day and realized the truth

A simple fact that eluded him, for he was no sleuth

He realized he was annoying and his music was bad

And to put it plainly, folks, this made him quite sad

So one day he decided that he would just quit

And he did, and he stopped making music for a bit

But then he felt an evil force beckoning him to come back

And finish the song about peckers and crack

And even though he knew that it wasn't for the best

He kept making music at the evil force's behest

Will Wekko ever be able to escape the force's clutch?

Only time will tell, we at least know that much

[Verse]

One megabit per second

That's too slow I reckon

I just got a drip obsession

I should send a drippy message

I got a tinge of the 'tism

Break your block down like a prism

I sent your whole squad to prison

You just love jerkin' and jizzin'

DripCamp 1 and 2 and 3

I be smokin' on some tree

Just kidding, that's cap

Why can't I just rap?

I'm a little slow