[Chorus]

Everywhere, I see them there

I stop and stare at patterns

I don't care, I must declare

I've got a flair for patterns

On my hair, the clothes I wear

My savoir faire is patterns

All I see is patterns

The patterns that repeat

Let's go into the bathroom!

[Verse 1]

I know we're in a room where you would not expect much math

Usually you're in here for a shower or a bath

But if you gaze upon the floor, and if you're kinda smart

You'll see the repetition is like geometric art

[Instrumental]

Wow, haha

Look

[Chorus]

Everywhere, I see them there

I stop and stare at patterns

I don't care, I must declare

I've got a flair for patterns

On my hair, the clothes I wear

My savoir faire is patterns

All I see is patterns

The patterns that repeat

Hey!

[Verse 2]

A polkameister like myself never has to be bored

I just grab my ax and play some patterns on my keyboard

Now's the time for earplugs if you care about your health

So stand back, everybody, I'm gonna express myself

[Accordion Solo]

Look at this, patterns

I've got blisters on my fingers

[Instrumental]

Woo, hey, aw, get down

Yeah, help me, somebody, woo

Still there? Okay

[Verse 3]

Next time you find yourself at an exciting polka party

You can make some patterns with your feet and with your body

If you don't know the steps yet, here's the gang with all the answers

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing, the "Weird Al" Polka Dancers

Here they are

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]

Everywhere, we see them there

We stop and stare at patterns

We don't care, we must declare

We've got a flair for patterns

On our hair, the clothes we wear

Our savoir faire is patterns

All we see is patterns

The patterns that repeat

[Outro]

Wallpaper, skyscrapers, funny papers, patterns

Evergreens, nouvelle cuisines, human beings, patterns

Garden rakes, wedding cakes, rattlesnakes, patterns

Golden wheat, little feet, my heartbeat!

I gotta stop!

Patterns, patterns, patterns, patterns