Vinnie the eel

Vinnie the eel

Vinnie the eel

Is all right

Vinnie, Vinnie from Jamaica, Queens

Met a girl in her tight blue jeans

Got her drunk at the corner bar

Popped her cherry in his daddy's car

Zipped up his fly, pussy juice on his lips

Bumped in to Tony the Fish

Tony the fish smelled like scallions and clams

Hit the street in his daddy's Trans Am

Vinnie the eel

Vinnie the eel

Vinnie the eel

Is all right

Hot nights on the boulevard

Funky Linda makes [his] dick get hard

A large pie with extra cheese

Spilled some sauce on his Guinea Jeans

Summer was hot, and the streets were dirty

Met some girls from over in Jersey

Drove the T/AM over to Tony's

Did it on the backseat while he ate my calzone

Vinnie the eel

Vinnie the eel

Vinnie the eel

Is alright