[Intro: SpongeBob]

Gary, you can tie shoes!

How did you learn to do that?

[Verse: Gene Ween]

Wanna learn how to tie your shoes?

It's a very easy thing to do

Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop

What's that? It's called a "loop de loop"

You gotta take a lace in each hand

You go over and under again

You make a loop de loop and pull

And your shoes are lookin' cool!

[Pre-Chorus: Gene Ween]

You go over and back, left to right

Loop de loop and you pull 'em tight!

Like bunny ears or a Christmas bow

Lace 'em up and you're ready to go!

[Chorus: Gene Ween]

You make a loop de loop and pull

And your shoes are lookin' cool

[Guitar Solo: Dean Ween]

[Chorus: Gene Ween]

You make a loop de loop and pull

And your shoes are lookin' cool!