[Interview: Murs & Subtitle]

...Alright, no I got lots of co-sponsors

And people would like to give me free clothes

Now they give you free clo-

What about you need some shoes

You need some new shoes, what you gonna do about that?

I'm discipline

Discipline?

Yes

Buy this nigga tape 'cause he need some shoes

I need shoes. Size 15. All the shoe sponsors listen

Size 15, size 16 in the UK

And I heard you um

I heard you live with like a bunch of lesbians and shit

And you got to eat [pussy] for rent, is that true?

Not quite

Not quite?

Not quite

Not quite, oh, you had to suck [dick]?

No

Oh, okay, just checking

Nah, you said "a bunch of lеsbians", "lesbians"

I'm just checking

Okay

Alright and um

What was my last question, my final quеstion...


[Intro]

I read this interesting article in The New Times the other day

About this strange man that went on a camping trip

And some interesting circumstances befell

I'm not really sure but I wrote something about that


[Verse 1]

Due to the interesting scene that he had been through

And odd situation in this town that he went to

He went camping this time just to clown around

Surrounded by trees and solitude he fell to eat

So finally after darkness spread like a disease

He set his campfire up then went to sleep

Promptly after reading the advice book on vampires

Secrets are hard to keep including location

He knew this himslef

He tossed and turned on the frequent

A few hours later the eastern sun rose

So did the gentleman

Reaching for his clothes, they were not where he had left them

They were by the lake, some were somewhat shredded

Some were on fire probably from the unleaded

Gasoline canister by his whip which was in the lake too

Overturned, flipped, shock wasn't the word

Let's pick paranoia, all these crazy fools tryna fuck with my [?]

He doesn't know who would try to sabotage his equipment

Especially his whip which is now within the water

And now he's leery ever since that shit with his daughter

At the ill place with the interesting hill

No time to chill pill, of course it's all bad

He doesn't know who did it but this is the real deal

Alright, recap, this guy just got his car thrown into a lake

Clothes burnt from fire

Now he's tryna kick it 'cause he's still there and he's trapped

So we're gonna see what happens to him with this next verse


[Verse 2]

Later on that evening the same man was eating

Some fish that he had caught, heart rapidly beating

Due to the mystery of what happened earlier

Deflating and defeating all this prospective normalcy

It was twilight, the full moon would shine bright

The sky looked somewhat violet, the whole forest was silent

On recent events affecting his life he reflected

Just as unexpected he heard a rustling

A cloaked figure immersed, spontaneous tussling

The cloaked figure choked in an unprovoked attack

The man weakly struck the guy's back and ripped off his cloak

Clairvoyant tentacles still strapped around his throat [?]

With no identifying marks he was abducted

One time interrupted by a mysterious creature within the dank dark

Officials found him later stripped of vital organs

Crucified to a tree by a snapped fibula severed ACLs minus surplus parts

They ran a report

More unsolved mysteries

Another odd camper on a fun camping trip


[Outro]

Yeah so um, that's pretty much what happened

Yeah, I'm not really sure, you know like

I read the article, I was on the bus 7 going to the studio and stuff