[Interview: Murs & Subtitle]
...Alright, no I got lots of co-sponsors
And people would like to give me free clothes
Now they give you free clo-
What about you need some shoes
You need some new shoes, what you gonna do about that?
I'm discipline
Discipline?
Yes
Buy this nigga tape 'cause he need some shoes
I need shoes. Size 15. All the shoe sponsors listen
Size 15, size 16 in the UK
And I heard you um
I heard you live with like a bunch of lesbians and shit
And you got to eat [pussy] for rent, is that true?
Not quite
Not quite?
Not quite
Not quite, oh, you had to suck [dick]?
No
Oh, okay, just checking
Nah, you said "a bunch of lеsbians", "lesbians"
I'm just checking
Okay
Alright and um
What was my last question, my final quеstion...
[Intro]
I read this interesting article in The New Times the other day
About this strange man that went on a camping trip
And some interesting circumstances befell
I'm not really sure but I wrote something about that
[Verse 1]
Due to the interesting scene that he had been through
And odd situation in this town that he went to
He went camping this time just to clown around
Surrounded by trees and solitude he fell to eat
So finally after darkness spread like a disease
He set his campfire up then went to sleep
Promptly after reading the advice book on vampires
Secrets are hard to keep including location
He knew this himslef
He tossed and turned on the frequent
A few hours later the eastern sun rose
So did the gentleman
Reaching for his clothes, they were not where he had left them
They were by the lake, some were somewhat shredded
Some were on fire probably from the unleaded
Gasoline canister by his whip which was in the lake too
Overturned, flipped, shock wasn't the word
Let's pick paranoia, all these crazy fools tryna fuck with my [?]
He doesn't know who would try to sabotage his equipment
Especially his whip which is now within the water
And now he's leery ever since that shit with his daughter
At the ill place with the interesting hill
No time to chill pill, of course it's all bad
He doesn't know who did it but this is the real deal
Alright, recap, this guy just got his car thrown into a lake
Clothes burnt from fire
Now he's tryna kick it 'cause he's still there and he's trapped
So we're gonna see what happens to him with this next verse
[Verse 2]
Later on that evening the same man was eating
Some fish that he had caught, heart rapidly beating
Due to the mystery of what happened earlier
Deflating and defeating all this prospective normalcy
It was twilight, the full moon would shine bright
The sky looked somewhat violet, the whole forest was silent
On recent events affecting his life he reflected
Just as unexpected he heard a rustling
A cloaked figure immersed, spontaneous tussling
The cloaked figure choked in an unprovoked attack
The man weakly struck the guy's back and ripped off his cloak
Clairvoyant tentacles still strapped around his throat [?]
With no identifying marks he was abducted
One time interrupted by a mysterious creature within the dank dark
Officials found him later stripped of vital organs
Crucified to a tree by a snapped fibula severed ACLs minus surplus parts
They ran a report
More unsolved mysteries
Another odd camper on a fun camping trip
[Outro]
Yeah so um, that's pretty much what happened
Yeah, I'm not really sure, you know like
I read the article, I was on the bus 7 going to the studio and stuff