[Verse 1]

I've gotta say blank 'cause I'm scared of slander

Blank says thanks when you give them a gander

You walk into the place like it's what you're after

Here's your blue t-shirt, next chapter

Now you're on Fountain Avenue straight drafting

Tracks in your hand following blank plans

Swallowing a story of a space age man

Now you gotta go and move in your new place

How you're gonna act like you've got a new face

And you get prescribed new blank brand toothpaste

Your whole family thinks that you're a basket case

Because you up and disappеard without a trace

Now you're in a brain prison and your food's laced

A gang of othеr people in your same predicament

Hypnotize workers just to adopt the regiment

(Don't forget to say thanks to blank)

[Chorus]

This is true, blank is false

Align yourself and pay the cost

Mess with blank this can happen to you

And blank straight laughin' all the way to the bank

This is true, blank is false

Align yourself and pay the cost

Mess with blank this can happen to you

And blank straight laughin' all the way to the bank

[Verse 2]

If you need an alien to tell you what's what

And you've never seen this alien face to face

Let me start a call on a $100 bet

If you die in the process, it's not my fault

Actors, actresses, independent businessmen

When blank says give it up, they're listenin'

Long line just to put the submissions in

Before long they lose their ambition then

They wanna be blank's dog like RIn Tin Tin

Nitroglycerin in your din-din then

You have a new imaginary friend or a few of them

Then I'll read about you "Fanatic like MTV tryna be MVP"

You don't envy me, you do this shit for centuries

Until every normal person is your enemy

Don't put me at the foot of no volcano

If I see you in the street I'm spraying you with Drano

The name of the game is to frame up your brain until you're no longer sane

That's one to grow on

Science with the smidgen of religion, oxymoron

The name of the game is to frame up your brain until you're no longer sane

That's one to grow on

Science with the smidgen of religion, oxymoron

[Chorus]

This is true, blank is false

Align yourself and pay the cost

Mess with blank this can happen to you

And blank straight laughin' all the way to the bank

This is true, blank is false

Align yourself and pay the cost

Mess with blank this can happen to you

And blank straight laughin' all the way to the bank

[Outro]

Hahahaha, hahahahaha

All these people believing in me

Hahahahaha

Thank you so much for your free money

Here [?], it's Christmas and we'll help y'all forever

We have to realign your karma

It's crooked like us