I never thought that I'd be so patient

That was my biggest regret

Kept my mouth for way too long

And let you run yours off to your hearts content

You strut around with your shoulders back

And a ten gallon hat, what's up with that?

You're a cartoon of yourself

You're a cartoon of yourself

What's up with your self righteous indignation

To never side in any situation

You're a man of God playing devils advocate

You're full of shit, but you can't seem to smell it

'Cause you went line dancing

Now you're too congested

The type to tell you that you're immoral

Without even an explanation

Between the flavor of cigars and bourbon tell me

Buddy, how's that boot tasting?

What's up with your self righteous indignation

To never side in any situation

I've met some people in my day

Who I would say are insufferable

But you give the word a new meaning

Get bent!