[Verse 1]

Trees cut around the telephone wire

Dropped out to watch a race car go by

Sit down to drink a Miller Lite

You really liked to stay inside

[Chorus]

Honey, I shrunk the kids again

The day drips away 'til I can go back to bed

[Verse 2]

The refrigerator's whisperin' to itself

The May Queen of West Virginia

You soon seem to be wearin' thin

And my dad picked a Dallas Cowboys urn to put your ashes in

[Chorus]

Honey, I shrunk the kids again

The day drips away 'til I can go back to bed