[Intro: daywaiter & torr]

One, two, three

Webcage!

[Chorus: ubi]

Staring at you from across the room

I got a feeling that things will click here soon

I'm wishing we could stare up at the moon (gat gat)

And I just wanna hold you closer

And tell you that things just quite aren't over

Maybe we're something to go for

[Verse 1: Knapsack]

Fuck off

You abuse your skill set

Eat ass

Buy your drugs off of the deep web

Fuck love

I can't really feel that

Got me running round in circles like it's freeze tag

Now we ran time back with the serotonin crash

I been buzzing off the niccy and I'm running out of cash

I hate that you're my crush

(Crush, crush, crush, cr-cr-crush)

But you fucking dumped me and I'm standing at the bus stop

[Verse 2: tetra]

I just woke up, it's a Thursday afternoon

I just wasted my whole day and I don't know what to do

I'm thinking maybe I could go and message you

But I'm not sure that I can get my thoughts through to you

It's been a while, yeah, you know I like your style

I'm stuck here sitting, sulking, staring at the tile

When I think of you I can't help but to smile

But I can't tell, so I'll wait here, I suppose

[Verse 3: To Oscar]

It's gone and now

I've gotta do this again

And it's getting dark

Wish I could talk to my friends

I know I've lost the situation

Maybe it's time to go home

Although it's not that fair

The fact that no one cares

But I guess I threw it all away

And now I'm outta luck

And now I'm outta luck

[Chorus: ubi]

Staring at you from across the room

I got a feeling that things will click here soon

I'm wishing we could stare up at the moon

And I just wanna hold you closer

And tell you that things just quite aren't over

Maybe we're something to go for

[Verse 4: quickslvr]

I feel like Eminem the way it's fun for me

How many chances do I have until you're done with me?

Truth be told, I get it, oh, I can be too much

Stuck up, no luck, I can't get enough

Cause I've been caught up in a landside

Now I'm stuck feeling the buzzin' of a lifetime

Got myself a PBJ but I got no time

For an inaction or reactions but I still take flight

[Verse 5: dynastic]

And it's all caught up with me

I got no time to think

I got no space to breathe

And I keep stressing bout the things they're all expecting of me

But I keep putting off the things that seem to come for me

You know I never meant to do it all but, god, I do

It's in the way I talk

It's in the way I move

I didn't even need to drink all of this caffeine

Cause I'm not falling asleep

Or is it all in my dreams?

[Verse 6: bh & torr & daywaiter]

Can you quit staring at me?

I've never felt this high

I've never felt this high

I've been acting up

For way too long

I gotta get myself together

Before it all goes away (before it all goes away)

Before it all goes away

[Verse 7: Nebita]

You make me feel so out of breath

You wouldn't even know it but I'm obsessed

Unconventional and stupid, thinking how we met

A little lost but I'm excited for what comes next

Spending days at a time thinking up a plan

Just a scared little boy, I can't be no man

Thinking bout all of the songs I'm gonna write you

They won't mean nothing if I can't end up beside you

[Chorus: ubi]

Staring at you from across the room

I got a feeling that things will click here soon

I'm wishing we could stare up at the moon

And I just wanna hold you closer

And tell you that things just quite aren't over

Maybe we're something to go for

[Outro: Can of Bliss]

Wait, you thought it was over?

You thought THAT was the actual song?

FUNNY GANG

You are now listening to motherfucking webcage

My name is [????] and I'm here to say

[?] can suck my dick

'Cause you c-