grindr

By webcage

Released on September 14, 2020

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[Intro]

What


[Chorus: saoirse dream]

Big dick, tap in on my Grindr

Caught a body in-game, and you'll never find her

Hiding from these bitches, hitting licks like it's prophunt

Hacker in the server (fuck!), no this shit is not fun

No shit, put my body in the grinder

Take all the Pokemon cards from your binder

Yeah, that's right, bitch, I took your shiny Weedle

Fuck off with your bowl cut, lookin' like a Beatle


[Verse 1: Can of Bliss]

You're the-

(Yo, dog, shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep)

Oh shit, dog, I'm so sorry

I'll be quiet

You're the prop, I'm the seeker

Caught you as the Freak Phone, Freddie Freaker

I'm going to punch you through the screen

I'm going to pop your Senzu Bean

I promisе I don't use autotune

Voice so sweet, King Bach would еat it with a large spoon

Talking shit, I don't care what you're saying

But if you don't tell me, I will go Super Saiyan

I just ate hella rice

It tasted very nice

My bars are so epic

Your bars are so cringe and pathetic

Went to McDonald's, got fish filleted

Because I wasn't nice to Bladee

These bars are gonna age like milk

I can't even think of what rhymes with milk


[Verse 2: nebita]

I'mma be a little late to the party, I got other plans

My life's a phone line and I'm talking on both of the ends

Don't give a fuck about the money, I'm not making bands

Call me Travis Bickle 'cause I'm killing all of my friends

Watch my whole life pass me by on my DVR

Too full of myself to learn to drive a car

6 feet underground, so far I can smell the tar

A musician? Yeah right, I can't even play guitar

Not even for a second will I put down my phone

Run around so much 'cause I'm afraid of being alone

I'm like a dog that never learned how to catch a bone

I'm on Discord making your e-girlfriend scream and moan

No alcohol, I'm putting sugar in my system

Three monsters a day, like I wanna stop existing

Swagger so high like I got ice around my wrist and

Don't wanna talk about it, nobody will listen


[Verse 3: saoirse dream]

(This one goes out to people who smoke weed)

Under pressure

If you still fuck with Jack, get better

Feel like Delta, I'm a trendsetter

Threw reverb on the beat, now it's wetter

Got that monster in my lungs

Wait, why's there a monster in my lungs?

Google search "how to get monster out of my lungs"

It says I gotta cough it up


[Verse 4: quickslvr]

Bars aged like L.A. Beast's Crystal Pepsi

Roll up to McDonald's saying "Cactus Jack sent me"

'Boutta chug a Sprite and kick my taste buds into next week

Running out of bars, no thoughts, head empty

I think I need a fucking yerba

Bags under my eyes, zoned out, don't think I heard ya

No, seriously, what did you just say? I didn't hear that

Oh, it's time for the chorus again? Oh, okay


[Chorus: saoirse dream]

Big dick, tap in on my Grindr

Caught a body in-game, and you'll never find her

Hiding from these bitches, hitting licks like it's prophunt

Hacker in the server (fuck!), no this shit is not fun

No shit, put my body in the grinder

Take all the Pokemon cards from your binder

Yeah, that's right, bitch, I took your shiny Weedle

Fuck off with your bowl cut, lookin' like a-


[Outro]

This song goes out to people who-

Take Adderall