[Verse 1]

We've got a lot of things to figure out

Like cash the checks and go workout

But I think I'd rather sit here on the couch

We've got a lot of people we should see

And I know that we should get some groceries

But honestly, I just don't want to leave

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm here and you're there

Breathin' in my air

Feel it stop, skip a beat

I might need health care

On this couch, in my T

You're wearin' my sweatpants

Without a doubt, not goin' out

Let's stay on the couch

[Verse 2]

Our phones are both ringing off the hook

But you and I both don't wanna look

We've heard it all enough we could write a book

Our friends are on the porch and they wanna talk

Let's keep our voices low and the door locked

Don't you move an inch, just let em knock

[Chorus 2]

I'll stay here, you stay there

Breathin' in my air

Feel it stop, skip a beat

I might need health care

On this couch, in my T

You're wearin' my sweatpants

Think I'm drunk off your heat

And I like it here

I forgot I should eat

Maybe brush my teeth

But your hair smells like the beach

How am I supposed to leave?

Got no socks on our feet

And we smell like weed

Without a doubt, not going out

Let's stay on the couch

[Chorus 2]

I'll stay here, you stay there

Breathin' in my air

Feel it stop, skip a beat

I might need health care

On this couch, in my T

You're wearin' my sweatpants

Think I'm drunk off your heat

And I like it here

I forgot I should eat

Maybe brush my teeth

But your hair smells like the beach

How am I supposed to leave?

Got no socks on our feet

And we smell like weed

Without a doubt, not going out

Let's stay on the couch

[Outro]

We've got a lot of things to figure out

Like cash the checks and go workout

But I think I'd rather sit here on the couch