[Verse : The Prophet]

Tujhme X factor ?

Nahi  hai, dekh dhyan se mazaq se hatke

Better be sure, par tera

Flex factor ?

Sahi hai, BTS tu I mean 'Bots tak seemit'

Jokes on you  kyu

'Internet dot com' te mashoor tu

Kyunki 'status war' veteran, 'keyboard commando' tu

'E lafda' me sher sher, par 'paper tiger' tu

Real street pe dher dher, we feel sorry for you

Hey, I would Rather die if I were you

Maafi dena par precisely diss layak hi tu

'Bruh moment' ye ki dislikes ke layak hai tu

Lekin sabko famous rappеr hi pasand hai Bruh

Fake hi chahe nakli views hi pasand hai Bruh

Tasty beef lеkin vo shit hai mediocre Bruh

"Iske itne kam views yuck", "you LOSER Bruh"

Now I dont care, tu kon hai ?tu kya hai ? Tu kyu ?

As long as meri respect mujhe mile where its due

Dekh me influenza,  "I'm inspired by you"

Log khete mujhe fir kardete hai unfollow kyu ?


[Chorus : V-Shaedy]

FOLLOWERS FOLLOWERS

I'M COUNTIN' UP ALL OF 'EM

Br.... kya hi hai yeh bheed

FOLLOWERS FOLLOWERS

I GOT A DOLLOP OF

Br... thok ke bhaav me

FOLLOWERS FOLLOWERS

I'M COUNTIN' UP ALL OF 'EM

THOKTE THOK ME

FOLLOWERS FOLLOWERS

I GOT A DOLLOP OF

(Brr) tu nishane me bheed ke


[Verse : Kaafir]

Bhai sunnn..

Kyu hai tu sad??..

Duo mei aari ni ladki toh usse impress

Karne ka plan ho chuka chaupat?

Damnn..

Toh fir ab call par baith

Batana tu kinna depressed

Shayad koi bhen

Kha khar ke rehem

Hoje terse attract

Fact Fact..

Tu hai ni depressed..

Tu bandi pataane ki hod mei..

Fake si Story banara hai

Taaki tujhe mile pyaar discord pe

Lekin opposite, hone wala kyuki I'm exposing..

Tumhare approaches

Taaki dobara tum karo na koshish..

Aur kare tu rant

Ki tere message pe ni aare react

Jab ladki se bhes

Toh bole tu

"Uspe toh simps ki fam"...but

Truth is that

Ki tere comebacks

The wakayi mei wack bro..

Now, loosing at the public chat

Karegi affect bro..

Teri mental health jo waise best

Pr kare tu cap bro

Koi normie bhen je dhang se chat

Kare to expect bro

Karle tu shaadi ka


[Chorus : V-Shaedy]

FOLLOWERS FOLLOWERS

I'M COUNTIN' UP ALL OF 'EM

Br.... kya hi hai yeh bheed

FOLLOWERS FOLLOWERS

I GOT A DOLLOP OF

Br... thok ke bhaav me

FOLLOWERS FOLLOWERS

I'M COUNTIN' UP ALL OF 'EM

THOKTE THOK ME

FOLLOWERS FOLLOWERS

I GOT A DOLLOP OF

(Brr) tu nishane me bheed ke


[Verse : V-Shaedy]

I got a question

Teri ID pe lassan sa artist ka label tha dekh liya maine

Kediyaan kalaavan ve da tu hai daata

Bata dun? Hatt macho, Tu daantun

Main majboor krdunga daant dhundne me je mujhe dene laga daat tu, Aaa Thuu!!

Dekh tere dollar sign ki tarah, main mollad style me krdiya thook rhyme abhi

Tum jaise ghuse naayi ki dukaan me, fayda ni  bas ready kr rhe side ki maang

Taaki suhaagan karun tujhe belten nike ki maarke

Kyaa?

Kya bey Hum faaltu dikhte?

Jo buisness me aabru rakhen aur

Bta na hum kyun bikte?

Kaankhajur tu and I'm a fuckin' नट

Juggle karun chainsaws and babies sab and un sab ke dauran I'm walkin' the line and rassi pe naachte soch rha main bolun "slut" kisi line me

Main khaata aa rha in khajur ko mere vocals jav dry the


[Verse : The Prophet]

Hmm bando ka lendi sa mind set

Dono tashreefein chil gai lagbhag  ab grind se

Ignorant jo bande the agaye vo line pe

Agaye ? Chotey basic sa science ye

Numbers jo apne rollercoaster ride pe

100 views pe "tu tadaak"

100k pe "winner "

Selaab bhai yar tu samjha inko please


[Verse : Selaab]

Gatorade ya 808 sa bhardu jaan me resurrect

Krdu samaaj me nato base shanti prachaar

Na kratos k bhi crate khod de like lemonade

Nashe utaardu same to same

Tum lame bache ho layman se hum limousine me le maze

Vape krte ye nibbe smoking hookah

Famous tez ye chadh k stage me krte showcase kuch na

Face ya bhes se sundar basic content

Jo cringe dugnaa

Chand lamho me scrolling k sang lagta hone ooh aah

My eyes my eyes

Buffet ( phoebe buffay) inpe views ka tum daalo meri aankho me

Cyanide cyanide

Pandemic ka season tabhi peeche padu

Haath dho k

Bright side kya h bhai

Kuch bhi na sooraj na khile kalakaaro pe

Night night bye bye

Sapne jo panpe the man me vo laash hogye

Pr shaedy ye adhunik babies kyu faaltu me cartoon chor maangte daily bus followers

They think ki tode pahaad bade

Jese ki husband of falguni devi they're not!