[Verse 1]
Kindergarten, 2002
Why am I recollecting 2002?
Kindergartners learned math in 2002
I wasn't even alive in 2002
[Verse 2]
I'll continue with my metaphor
Kinda like how life opens when you open a door
Do they teach math in El Salvador?
Why are my thoughts getting jumbled up for?
[Verse 3]
Sorry, I'll try to stay on track
I'm following through, not turning back
I'll try to stay up, not hit the sack
This should be quick, like eating a snack
[Bridge]
Math, Math, Math
Math, Math, Math Math
Math
Math
3, 2, 1, Go!
[Verse 4]
Math sucks, suck is math
Sin Cos Tan, not my plan
Adjacent, not complacent
Hypothetical, math's unethical
Numbers can be imaginary, everything is getting scary
3.14159 equals pie, now I want to die
[Outro]
Math, Math, it fuels my wrath
I tried to be a nice empath
But Empathy is not for me