[Chorus]

I ain't ever gonna drink again

I ain't ever gonna smoke again

And I'm gonna start tomorrow

I'm gonna be my own best friend

This time it's not pretend

Everything's gonna be different tomorrow

[Verse 1]

Yo, since I got this money

I ain't been able to walk straight

I'm buying drugs and alcohol at the bulk rate

Man, this change has been crazy

I'll probably end up living like Rick James in the 80's

People say I should get up on a 12 step

But this is too fun to seek help yet

I'm probably gonna ruin my career

And the money that I got, I'll go through it in a year

Man, I'm through with drinking beer, I'm so done popping E

Come tomorrow ain't no one stopping me

I'm gonna join a fucking soccer league

But that's tomorrow, man, tonight I'm getting fucked up, you best believe that shit

[Chorus]

I ain't ever gonna drink again

I ain't ever gonna smoke again

And I'm gonna start tomorrow

I'm gonna be my own best friend

This time it's not pretend

Everything's gonna be different tomorrow

[Bridge]

So tonight is my last hurrah

And I'm gonna get super trashed tomorrow at my bar

I know everything's gonna work out right

And I sing this song every night

[Verse 2]

Yo, I ain't even gotta walk to the corner store

I call this company called Store to Door

They deliver in the morning or night

So I can always order Bud Light

I'm like a kid in a candy store

But more like a pedophile in a little girl's pantie drawer

Damn, the shit ain't right

I'm gonna change but not tonight, man

[Chorus]

I ain't ever gonna drink again

I ain't ever gonna smoke again

And I'm gonna start tomorrow

I'm gonna be my own best friend

This time it's not pretend

Everything's gonna be different tomorrow

[Verse 3]

Tomorrow, check it out

I'm so stupid to be this rich

Got my own big house, you should see this bitch

Got my own studio with a motherfucking bar in it

A driveway got my brand new car in it

I need to wise up, I need to act right

Fuck it, let's celebrate this one last night

[Chorus]

I ain't ever gonna drink again

I ain't ever gonna smoke again

And I'm gonna start tomorrow

I'm gonna be my own best friend

This time it's not pretend

Everything's gonna be different tomorrow

[Outro]

So tonight is my last hurrah

And I'm gonna get super trashed tomorrow at my bar

I know everything's gonna work out right

And I sing this song every night