Dear Dumbfoundead

By Wax

On Clockwise

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Dear Dumbfoundead

I am 15 years old and a freshman at Burlington High School

B House, woo woo

I just found about you and I've already watched all your battles

Your shit is the bomb

Oh snap

And that one battle where you lost, you totally shouldn't have lost

The judges were being so fake and gay

Don't worry, dawg, you won that

I got your back

Anyways, you've influenced me to pursue battling myself

I go by Lyrical Miracle Worker, but I'm thinking about changing it

I loved that one battle where you referenced Starcraft in one of your punchlines

Starcraft is like my favorite game, dawg

Who do you play with?

Protoss, Zergs, or Terrans?

I play with Zergs, and I think it best describes my style of battling

Quick and goes in for the kill

Me and a group of friends just started our own battle league

Prime Time

Ya dig?

We already have six battlers

Two of 'em are my cousins, and I'm undefeated

I just started using multis and stepped my game up like crazy, dude

Daisy dukes, crazy glue

Haha, LOL, just kidding

Anyways, I just wanted to tell you how sick you are

I can't wait to battle you one day

LOL, just kidding

LOL, parentheses, kinda not kidding, haha

Alright bro, keep real hip hop alive

Stay underground

Laters

MC Lyrical Miracle Worker

PS, was that kick real or fake?