[Intro]
Uh
Good mornin', yeah
Check it out
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[Chorus]
It's a lot of shit I done been through
But all that I can do is continue
If you step into a tornado, it's probably gon' spin you
But all that you can do is continue, dickheads
Bitches, I can smell the cunt in you
But all that I can do is continue
Livin' my life until a hole's where my body's dumped into
Until then I'ma continue
[Verse 1]
They say life moves fast, no, it moves mad slow
Every mountaintop is just a new plateau
Another mountain on top of that, yo
Bet you like Sisyphus climbin' forever, screamin' "God's an asshole"
Pass go after givin' it all ya have then you
End up back on Baltic Avenue
In that hotel that you ain't wanna revisit
After Boardwalk celebratin', mama, we did it
Then you spent that two hundred on some lottery tickets
Thinking possibly you'd win it, but you probably didn't
But the clock'll keep tickin', there's another turn comin'
And hopefully your dumb ass'll learn somethin'
Don't get offended, stupidity's something we're all born with
Knowledge, that take a while to absorb it
That's why your parents' advice, you ignored it
And did some old stupid-ass uniformed shit like this
[Refrain]
You got caught shopliftin'
You fuckin' cheated on your girlfriend
And you didn't wear a condom
And then you got fired from McDonald's
Sometimes when life gets low gotta learn how to stick it out
I mean what the fuck else you gonna do?
That's what life is all about (I'm tellin' y'all the truth on this)
[Chorus]
It's a lot of shit I done been through
But all that I can do is continue
If you step into a tornado, it's definitely gonna fuckin' spin you
But all that you can do is continue, dickheads
Bitches, I can smell the cunt in you
But all that I can do is continue
Livin' my life until a hole's where my body's dumped into
Until then I'ma continue
[Verse 2]
Negative thoughts are like a needy ass neighbor
Knockin' on your door for a greedy ass favor
And it always takes longer than they say it will
And even when the job's done them fools just wanna stay and chill
Gotta kick 'em out right when it ends
Get too hospitable and they gon' start invitin' they friends, like
Negative Nancy calls negative Clancy
And suddenly negative is the only thing you can see
I been there, it's pointless
Cunts in your head with their cunning little voices
It gets boisterous, but what you gonna do?
I'll tell you what you gonna do
Gonna continue, tell the cunt in you to leave
You got too much to achieve, man, you sure to win
Life's an arcade game, put another quarter in
And have fun playin' it
That shit I just said, I had fun sayin' it, oh yeah, uh
[Refrain]
You developed a drug problem
You got clean but now you're back on 'em
To top it off, your dog died
And then your girl left, now you're contemplatin' suicide
Sometimes when life gets low gotta learn how to stick it out
I mean what the fuck else you gonna do?
That's what life is all about
[Verse 3]
Put the gun down. Timmy. that girl. she ain't worth it
Move your penis into a vagina that deserves it
Nobody's perfect. lighten up
Put some music in your morning and your day'll surely brighten up
Sunny days will be back once more
And there's a good return policy at that gun store
You got two choices, one, kill yourself
Two, make an attempt to fulfill yourself
One's logical, the other's diabolical
A wise man will devise plans that are option-filled
Be glad you got your mama still
If you don't, be glad you got your father still
If you don't, be glad that you can pop a pill
Drugged out better then a cemetery plot to fill
I ain't Dr. Phil, I'm just a dude
Who's tryna put you in a good mood, good mood, yeah
I ain't Dr. Phil, I'm just a dude
Who's tryna put you in a good mood, good mood, yeah
A good mood, uh, a good mood, yeah
That's all I'm tryna do is put you in a good mood
[Outro]
Fuck Dr. Phil, 'cause I ain't him
It's Big Wax, motherfucker, I'ma say it again
It's Big Wax, not Dr. Phil
Me and Herbal T and EOM, yeah, you know we gon' chill
We gon' do it real big, never doin' it small
'Cause if that shit is done small we don't do it all
That's just the way that we ball, that's just the way that we roll