D.B. Blues - Intellectual

["This isn't the stuff we normally do for you guys that are buying this

This is what happens when you consume massive amounts of drugs and alcohol."]

My mother was a douche bag

My sister was a douche bag

I guess that makes me one too

I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed

I got the douche bag blues

Lord I don't know what to do

I sold dynamite to the Arabs

Bullets to the Jews

Whiskey to the Indians

And I'll get you too

I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed

I got the douche bag blues

Oh I got the douche bag blues

Lord I just don't know what to do

All right, play it one time baby

Aaaah yeah yeah yeah aah-aah

Oh vinegar and water

The drink that I choose

I gotta tell ya brother

Tastes like pussy juice

I got the douche bag blues, yes sir

I got the douche bag blues, oh yeah

I got the douche bag blues

Lord I just don't know what to do

I got the douche bag blues, yes sir

I got the douche bag blues, oh yeah

I got the douche bag blues

"Tell me, how awful was that?

Time flies when you're in a coma, you know that? "