UBI - Intellectual

[Verse One]

"It's under the mattress

In a folded zip-loc bag

Just be careful the rug doesn't get pulled out from under your feet again

Take it to the candidate

Ask him what he plans to do with it?

Tell him that it's all we have

But we truly believe in him

Babe, you remember what I said about the BUI?"

"Wait what is that again? Boating Under the Influence?"

"Nah babe it's the difference between

A child exploiting marketing scheme

Vs. my sappy soul hugging pop songs

And you saving the environment

It's a buffet of contraceptives and more days off

It's clean energy and free drugs for all

It's a sleepy nanny state

Kids in the street with chalk drawing beautiful mayhem

Baby this is how we stay forever young

Our love will last forever and our lives will have meaning again

But babe I was mistaken, it's actually UBI

Now, does that ring a bell?"

"Well then of course you idiot"

"Baby this is how we stay forever young

Our love will last forever and our lives will have meaning again

Now babe I am now certain it's actually UBI

And I apologize I'm never good with acronyms."