superstitions

By walmartworker76

On chum

Released on August 22, 2025

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[Chorus]

I'm more deranged than someone with superstitions

Breaking news: pansexual found in the kitchen

Put me on the beat with a bottle and I'll be bitching

Ice cream moustache, 'cause it's pink and loved by kittens

Dope so im gonna sell it

Imma go to the top of a mountain and yell it

I just turned british, imma call you a bellend

I just got exposed to radiation, now im swelling


[Verse 1]

I spit like I have a virus

I'm swift like my name's Silas

How come your house costs so much, but

I pay more to my stylist

All the walls in my house are violet

Everybody outside is getting violent

Lock them out and board all the windows, cause

They're tryna get in with a stylus

All of my dreams are the wildest

Look up, and the world is skyless

I would say it's cause I raised the roof, but

I know that i'd look like a narcissist

Everyone in the city is scared

I am visually impaired

I would buy some better glasses

But I don't know where's my chair


[Chorus]

I'm more deranged than someone with superstitions

Breaking news: pansexual found in the kitchen

Put me on the beat with a bottle and I'll be bitching

Ice cream moustache, 'cause it's pink and loved by kittens

Dope so im gonna sell it

Imma go to the top of a mountain and yell it

I just turned british, imma call you a bellend

I just got exposed to radiation, now im swelling


[Verse 2]

Give me a rack of ribs, I will fuck them up

I hold so much liquid, like a big blue cup

Give me a rubix cube, now I'm suspicious

I fucked the ribs up like I said, and they were delicious

I feel okay, now I'm going to the tub

Go take a bath, scrub a dub dub

I ate a nugget, it was super nutritious

I dont like minors, anti-P Diddy

(mumbling)


[Chorus]

I'm more deranged than someone with superstitions

Breaking news: pansexual found in the kitchen

Put me on the beat with a bottle and I'll be bitching

Ice cream moustache, 'cause it's pink and loved by kittens

Dope so im gonna sell it

Imma go to the top of a mountain and yell it

I just turned british, imma call you a bellend

I just got exposed to radiation, now im swelling


[Verse 3]

French fry like I'm boiling a french man

(mumbling)


[Chorus]

I'm more deranged than someone with superstitions

Breaking news: pansexual found in the kitchen

Put me on the beat with a bottle and I'll be bitching

Ice cream moustache, 'cause it's pink and loved by kittens

Dope so im gonna sell it

Imma go to the top of a mountain and yell it

I just turned british, imma call you a bellend

I just got exposed to radiation, now im swelling