[Intro: walmartworker76]

Whaddup

It’s Diggy Battles bitch

Diggy Bartles bitch

I have so many cars

[Verse 1: walmartworker76]

My parking lots like a hospital parking lot

Show up to the booth at 6:30 am on the dot

My trees are so green my neighbors saying I’m growing pot

Eny meany miney mo to pick what chest to park my spot

Bitch I lied I actually show up at 7:30

Been this place since 14, don’t ignore me

All the ladies show up at my house, they ignore me

[Chorus: walmartworker76]

I am Diggy Bartles multi-millionaire and I have two husbands

I am Diggy Bartles come into my house I just baked some muffins

I am Diggy Bartles

Uh

UhhHh

I am Diggy Bartles

[Verse 2: walmartworker76]

Freaky ass fellow want my number

I wanted to buy a cucumber

Come 1:00 am and I slumberrrRRRRRrrrr

To because I wanna humble

I think that my llama's autistic

Painting in thе club, artistic

Diggy Bartles on the track, making music

Nobody will evеr get this

I’ve never been to Aldi’s in my life

I’ve never been to a festival

I pull up in my tidy whities

When I leave, they're round and yellow

If you see me, do not fight me

I just want marshmallows

[Chorus: walmartworker76]

I am Diggy Bartles multi-millionaire and I have two husbands

I am Diggy Bartles come into my house I just baked some muffins

I am Diggy Bartles

Uh

UhhHh

I am Diggy Bartles

[Verse 3: walmartworker76]

My net worth is 20 million gazillion

If I see someone with billions

They silly then

If I see someone with thousands, I’d triple that

Show up to Italy, rocking a silly hat

This was made for someone to dance on the beat

Don’t get too comfy, show me your feet

Stare at my own toes and frown in defeat

Eviction notice

Im onto the street-

WHAT?!

[Modified Chorus: walmartworker76]

I am Diggy Bartles ex millionaire, and two ex husbands

I am Diggy Bartles come into my box I just baked some muffins

I am Diggy Bartles

I am Diggy Bartles

I am Diggy Bartles ex millionaire, and two ex husbands

I am Diggy Bartles come into my box I just baked some muffins

I am Diggy Bartles

Unfortunately

[Outro: walmartworker76]

Hey Diggy, call me back when you can