[Intro: walmartworker76, Craig 2 the alien]

I got an alien in this bitch to record with me, woah

Hello, I am here to record with him

[Verse 1: walmartworker76, Craig 2 the alien]

Hey alien, do you like Earth?

Is it to your expectations? Have you been to a church?

Have you been to a mall? Have you been to the stars?

You probably have, because you're from fucking Mars

Yeah, it's pretty cool, I guess

I've been to a lot of the places that you said

I've been to a church, I've been to a mall

I've been to the stars, 'cause I am from fucking Mars

Hey alien, how do you like this beat?

Do you like it? Do you think that it's neat?

Oh my god, please say that you do

You're from fucking Mars, and I hope that this it is cool to you

It's alright, but alien music's better

Is it better than Earl Sweatshirt?

Yes, it's better than Earl Sweatshirt

Is it better than Ray Vaughn?

No it,'s not better than Ray Vaughn

I don't know who that is, but I say that it is not

[Verse 2: walmartworker76, Craig 2 the alien]

Anyways, what is your name?-

Craig

That's a nice name

Thank you

What is your planet?

Mars, you just said that

Right, Mars, I almost forgot

I forgot the lyrics to my own fucking song

Idiot, stupid

That's mean, Craig

2

What do you mean 2? Is your full name Craig 2?

Yeah, my full name's Craig 2, it's kinda funny

Have you been to a Walgreens?

Yeah

Or a Walmart?

Yeah, that too

I've been to both of those

They have pretty cool stuff that I haven't seen on Mars

So Craig, why are you here?

Are you gonna take over? (What?)

Are you gonna make me disappear? (No)

Are you gonna eat everything in sight

Are you gonna blow up my house when I'm sleeping at night??

'Cause you're from fucking Mars

No, I'm not gonna do that

I just wanna be friends and make music, man, 'cause you're pretty cool

I wanna see if you have a pool

Oh my god, about me reference from tell us about you, my e-

My album from 2024, not 2025

So does- does that mean you're gonna keep me alive?

'Cause you're from fucking mars

Yeah, I don't know why you think that I would do something bad

It's because of the movies on TV? I-

Yeah, mostly

[Outro]

Okay goodbye I go back to mars now

Goodbye Craig!

Bye

Man, I'm gonna miss that guy