[Intro]

Get it? It's like swag plus faggot

'Cause like— 'cause like I'm a faggot

And swag is cool, and like, it's kinda ironic, like

Right? Like

I— I know, I know, it's very clever

Like, I'm glad that I was able to explain it

I didn't wanna— I just wanna be clear

So there's no confusion, 'cause I know it's not that obvious

Like, who would think of something like that? I know, I know

[Verse 1]

Three years ago, I came up with the word $WAGGOT

It wasn't clever then, and I certainly wasn't bragging

I was not the first, shout out to Simon Waggott

And whoever got the Twitter, but one day I'm gonna grab it

Maybe I'm a bitch, but you are a fuckin' maggot

I know that when you see me, you're like, "Ugh, that fuckin' faggot"

Don't get all offended, I know that you say faggot

You are not the shit, your life is just a bad trip

You are not equipped, your pussy is not magic

I am on a level that you could never imagine

I suck dick, but you are so flaccid

Indignation, white guilt in action

I'm impatient, you're a defacement

Kitty cat fight like pigs eatin' bacon

Litigants literally in the basement

Sittin' on the stairs, they stare in amazement

They're impaired, they think they're in Paris

Top of the Eiffel, I'm secondhand embarrassed

Take some Claritin for your apparent

Reality allergic reaction

I'm a faggot, go on, say it

I know you want to, I know you hate it

I know you hate me, I know you hate this

Tell me to go get fucked and suck a dick

[Chorus]

Go on, say it, tell me, "Suck dick"

I get fucked in the ass and I like it

It's okay, bitch, call it baiting

I think about your dad while I'm masturbating

That's right, picture it, me on your dad's dick

My mouth on your boyfriend's dick

They're both faggots, just like I am

You can laugh, but I wouldn't

You'd be surprised what makes some straight men wooden

[Verse 2]

That's it, onto the next, my mouth just cannot rest

You seem depressed, is it 'cause you're undressed?

Once again, just like all of the girls you disrespect

And called sluts more than once all over the Internet

With a dick in your mouth and cum all over your chest

You insist in a tweet that you're not like the rest

Are you a misogynist? In the closet, I guess

I guess we came full circle, like the burns on your breasts

From a man's cigarette, did that work in the past?

Do you see where you're at? You're a meninist at best

And depending on the next, I'ma let it have a rest

It's all been said and said again, I wonder if you heard it then

When did you start talking like that? 'Cause I looked into your past

On your Facebook, you're a rat

Your whole persona is a brand new enterprise at best

And you've got nothing else, and you'll get nothin' as well

[Chorus]

Go on, say it, tell me, "Suck dick"

I get fucked in the ass and I like it

It's okay, bitch, call it baiting

I think about your dad while I'm masturbating