[Verse 1]

I wish I was playing Final Fantasy VII

In 1997

Maybe just out of grade seven

But I wasn't even seven

In 1997

So it's only in my head

But it sounds like fucking heaven

Come be with me

Let's go live in the city

Baby, with acid and tees

I got the keys to the Jeep

[Chorus]

I'm not attracted to now

Just like a Tumblr girl

Who wants to live in the 50s

Humiliating herself

Sounding like a fucking moron

But I can't change how I feel

I hope you see the appeal

Think of how good it would feel

Fucking each other when it's

Still gotta be a secret

Maybe I'll get called a faggot

And get murdered really quick

So let me drool on your dick

'Til you taste it in my spit

Get cum on your Sega Saturn

And then play some Panzer Dragoon

[Verse 2]

Zelda 64 looks so good

Can't wait to play it with you

My dad just got a computer

Everything is so cool

'Cause that's how I met you

In an AOL chat room

Where would I be without you?

I'd be alone in my room

[Chorus]

I'm not attracted to now

Just like a Tumblr girl

Who wants to live in the 50s

Humiliating herself

Sounding like a fucking moron

But I can't change how I feel

I hope you see the appeal

Think of how good it would feel

Fucking each other when it's

Still gotta be a secret

Maybe I'll get called a faggot

And get murdered really quick

So let me drool on your dick

'Til you taste it in my spit

Get cum on your Sega Saturn

And then play some Panzer Dragoon