[Verse 1]

I don't really like these words

I just like the way they feel when I make 'em work

Do it for the 'gram

Do it to exert my dominance over these nerds

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm a stupid homosexual

Pseudointellectual

Clues are all contextual

Nothing to dissect at all

There is nothing of interest here

No revelations or revolutionary bright ideas

[Verse 2]

Shed a tear if I dare

Wouldn't wanna appear

To be a wackass sad boy

As if I really care

As if I'm not more scared

Of being called a faggot

A fakeass bad kid or unattractive

Real or imagined

Same amount of damage

Pants down, caught flaccid

I'm real old-fashioned

I prefer my cyberbullying in Comic Sans

Bold and italic

All caps so I know it's real

Baby, tell me how you really feel

You coulda channeled all that try-hard zeal

And ugliness into some semi-interesting art, like for real

Instead of polluting my atmosphere

[Chorus]

Calling me a stupid homosexual

Pseudointellectual

Clues are all contextual

Nothing to dissect at all

And I don't disagree at all

I operate primarily on levels superficial

[Verse 3]

Thank you for the offer, but I don't need any help

I read a Wikipedia article in 2012

So you see, I'm more than qualified to analyze myself

I write my own lyrics and my own psych evals

Yeah, there is a lot of things wrong with me

Just not any of the things I want it to be

Ironically, I really am a little crazy

Entirely 'cause I wanted to be

But as my therapist used to repeat

"I mean, what is normal?"

Am I that horrible?

Behavior deplorable?

Absolutely incorrigible?

I don't really like these words

I just like the way they feel when I make 'em work