Commitment Issues

By $WAGGOT

On Reality Loser

Released on May 17, 2019

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[Intro]

I've-I've-I've-I've-I-I-I—


[Verse 1]

I've been informed that there's a pattern in my life

That there's a reason why I dropped out of school a million times

An explanation for why I get anxiety thinkin' about long bus rides

And why I can't seem to stop ghostin' guys


[Chorus]

You think I've got issues with commitment

I just know when it is, and I know when it isn't

And I'm sorry if I fucked you in a way that seemed like I loved you

'Cause I didn't

Now you're saying goodbye, and I'm saying good riddance

You think I've got issues with commitment

I just know when it is, and I know when it isn't

And I'm sorry if I fucked you in a way that seemed like I loved you

'Cause I didn't

Now you're saying goodbye—


[Verse 2]

You heard me, right?

So get the fuck out of my sight

I'll go left and you'll go right

To make sure we never collide

To make sure I never stumble back inside

To make sure I never accidentally spend another night

Just please stay out of my life

You know it could have been nice (Nice)

Everything would've been fine

But then you had to go and make it fucking weird

With your lightning-fast replies

Making it difficult for me to come up with my perfect lies

For why I can't hang out tonight


[Chorus]

You think I've got issues with commitment

I just know when it is, and I know when it isn't

And I'm sorry if I fucked you in a way that seemed like I loved you

'Cause I didn't

Now you're saying goodbye, and I'm saying good riddance

You think I've got issues with commitment

I just know when it is, and I know when it isn't

And I'm sorry if I fucked you in a way that even remotely indicated I enjoyed it

I should have just masturbated


[Bridge]

You say I've got commitment issues

I just sprint in the opposite direction

When you say, "I miss you"

You say I've got commitment issues

I just think it's easier if we both break out the tissues

You say I've got commitment issues

I just sprint in the opposite direction

When you say, "I miss you"

And I never ever, ever look back

Just appreciate what we had

I'm deletin' you off of Snap to post stories without feelin' bad


[Chorus]

You say I've got issues with commitment

I just know when it is, and I know when it isn't

And I'm sorry if I fucked you in a way that seemed like I loved you

'Cause I didn't

Now you're saying, "I hope you fucking die"

And that is such a fucking relief

Though I think I'm startin' to see

That you probably have a point

I think I've got issues with commitment