[Verse 1: W2S]

Try and roast me? That's cute

You lost your virginity to a prostitute!

Was she crusty, bro? Did her vagina smell?

You bitch, I bet you paid to eat her out as well

Calling me "little boy", what the fuck's up with that?

Bro, we're both the same height, you're just more fat

And you're roasting Ethan for being the fat one in the group

You have a personal trainer, yet your titties still droop

And my diss track got more views than "Creature"

And I didn't even need a RiceGum feature

Plus, on "Earthquake", he had a better verse than you

Your rap career's finished (And you know it's true!)

You're just a meme, you're a joke artist

You've had chlamydia more times than you've charted

And you and your brother have fucked the same chick

I bet you've got his sloppy seconds all over your dick! (Ugh!)

I'm the one who's posh? You must be mistaken

Your parents paid for you to go through private education

How you making gun fingers with a straight face?

You had to wear a suit to school, you fucking disgrace

And you're saying I do drugs, you hypocrite

Did you forget about Ibiza when you snorted all that shit?

I'm talking bump after bump after bump after bump

Motherfucker, you had a blocked nose for a month!

Does your girlfriend know that you cheated on your ex

Or does she have no idea that she might be next?

[Interlude: W2S & KSI]

Speaking of, uh, of JJ's ex

This is an unreleased tune that he wrote about her

It's that stupid boy you love and hate

Always had our issues but then after we would fornicate

Looking back when all your friends would hate me, but I didn't care

No one understands

[Verse 2: W2S]

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son

I'm loving my life, banging JJ's mum

(Banging JJ's mum)

(Banging JJ's mum)

Did you know JJ wanks onto his mattress?

Doesn't clean it, sleeps on it – bro, that's stress

And wanna know something else completely grim?

Seana once gave him a handjob and he came on his own chin

Has anyone bought his EP? Who did? (No one)

Your music is shit, you're so deluded

Your own label doesn't rate you, and that's the truth

They're all creasing when you step inside the booth

You're a laughingstock, bro, not even being funny (Nope)

They only gas you up because you're making them money

Deleting your old videos, are you dumb?

Stop being so ashamed of where you came from

The old KSI was what made us all fans

This evolved KSI is a fucking wasteman