[Spoken Intro]

(85, right?)

(85)

(85)

(Okay, 85)

Oh-oh, Ralph Egg

Oh-oh-oh

Ralph Egg

Ralph Egg

Ralph Egg

Ralph Egg

[Verse: Vylet Pony, Sylver Stripe]

Oh, Ralph Egg

Oh-oh-oh, Ralph Egg

Where did you come from and start [?], oh-oh

Ralph Egg, where did you go wrong?

Did you know that armed robbery's illegal? (Ah, fuck)

I tried to warn him, Ralph Egg, oh

Don't wanna see him go super-sun

But he's in the slammer now, slammer now

What's he gonna do?

Oh, Ralph

Ralph Egg

What the hell kind of name is that?

Oh, Ralph

[Spoken]

Man, Ralph

What's been up with Ralph, dude?

Man, dude, Ralph, his life's been a mess

He just cracked it open, dude

He just- He's cracked open everything, man

Talk about hard-boiled

Hard-boiled, yeah

How about his name? Egg? (Egg?)

What kind of a family name is that?

Ralph Egg

Like imagine his parents growing up with that

Like, oh, Mrs. Egg, Mr. Egg

[Verse: Vylet Pony, Sylver Stripe]

Ralph Egg

Yeah, Ralph Egg

Ralph, Ralph

Ralph Egg, Ralph, Ralph, ha-ha

Ralph Egg, Ralph Egg

Ralph Egg, he's got a hat

[Spoken]

He's got a really big hat

Like, it's really- it's a cowboy hat, basically

[?]

He's gonna direct that gallon hat

He's gonna drink it all

Man, his life is in shambles, it's in scrambles

He's got a scrambled life right now

Man, dude, he's the devil, man

His life's about to go sunny-side-up one day

Man, that's no over easy statement

*laughing*

What the- what?

It's no over easy statement

I'm gonna- oh, no