Mare vs. Machine

By Vul

On Marecelium

Released on January 22, 2023

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[Intro: Rainbow Dash]

Oh, we're gonna need more than a border patrol for this one...

[Verse 1: Rainbow Dash, Applejack]

A thundering mechanical storm

Approaches us in force

Murder etched in their circuitry

And they'll go unchallenged in their hate

Until they meet my blades

(Oh, whoa, whoa)

I'll grab my laser lasso

(Oh, whoa, whoa)

Prepare for battle!


[Chorus: Rainbow Dash & Applejack]

Grab your gun, cause here they come

To turn the tide and break those robots down until it's done

Bring your fight, target in sight

It's do or die, but only ruins know who's left alive

Laser beam, kill the machine

As we battle the unnatural before metal claims our being

Hold the line for all of ponykind

But it's always just a question of how long we'll survive

[Interlude: Rainbow Dash, Applejack]

That's a lotta robots...

Hoo-wee! Now that's what I call a target-rich environment!

[Verse 2: Applejack, Rainbow Dash]

Whispers in the barren wasteland

Echo of a life long past

When a pony still could rest

But there's no time to mourn the lost and drowned

From our towers brought down

(Oh, whoa, whoa)

By our own device

(Oh, whoa, whoa)

Mistakes of ponykind

[Chorus: Rainbow Dash & Applejack, Rainbow Dash]

Grab your gun, cause here they come

To turn the tide and break those robots down until it's done

Bring your fight, target in sight

It's do or die, but only ruins know who's left alive

Laser beam, kill the machine

As we battle the unnatural before metal claims our being

Hold the line for all of ponykind

But it's never just a question of how awesome am I


[Saxophone Solo]


[Bridge: Robot Army]

So it's time to settle the score

Operated by hoof no more

Your false gods of harmony

Bow down to the power of machines

Leave no margin for compromise

The future is where every pony dies

Bathe the world in napalm shower

Until victory or death is ours

[Interlude: Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Vinyl Scratch]

Alright, that's enough out of you!

Yo, could you chill with that thing? You're making me look uncool in comparison. Now I gotta put shades on to compensate!

What are you doing, Rainbow?

I'm looking cool! That's what I'm doing.​

Take those sunglasses off, you're not going to be able to see anything out there!

My vision is augmented!

The hay it is! They gave ya night vision goggles for a reason-

Uh, what is that?

Oh hey guys, what's up?

Vinyl Scratch? I thought you were dead!

I was, but then they plugged my brains into my console! I'd love to catch up, but the voices in my head are telling me I need to kill you first.​

Wait what?

Ah, shoot!

Dammit, it's time to get outta here!

Wait come back, what are you doing?


[Instrumental Outro]