There’s a breach in the hull

Airlock before it all goes null

Voiddweller escape pod

Get in, strap in unless you want to meet god

Captain's log: stardate whatever

Fuck a date, i’m more worried bout my head getting served

Clean the fuck off shrapnel movement is unfettered

Could slice through my cord, now helpless untethered

Hyper rotation like docking sequence

Pulse rifle demon, straight xenomorph seeking

Punch a hole in its chest, acid blood leaking

Stompin like issac clarke necromorph shrieking

Plasma cutter on deck, i’m culling the flock

Fuck out the way for i shodan this shit like system shock

Blast off fore reactor streams get crossed

3 lightyear mile island due to glitch from microsoft

Hauling ass through dead empty halls

Hear em in vents, crawling through the walls

Them alarms blare, sound of shrillest siren call

Trying to make the capsule to be absolved

I fucking blast out of orbit

Distress signal distorted

At least the vessel i’ve boarded

Has a spacesuit and some MRE portions

It’s gonna be a long voyage

Deep space, whole time, my face, joyless

Feel like survivals pointless

No one to save me, just disappointment

3 days later, i awoke

Radio still broke, cabin rocking like a boat

Look out the window, see i’m being approached

Strap into MMU, no response from radio

Jettison out the pod, headed for the ship

Grasp antenna, tighten my grip

Scan for exits and entrances

Exploit detected, i’m coming in