He heard a round of applause

Throughout the grapevine

That nearly took out his jaw

He staggered round the front lines

To make a big splash

You are no prisoner of mine!

He was 5 feet tall

Weighed 100 lbs

When his wife would call

He'd pout and shout

And pout and shout

He gathered all of his men

For a night of cinema

He was the crème de la crème

They tangoed round the front lines

To make a big splash

You are no prisoner of mine!

He was 5 feet tall

Weighed 100 lbs

When his wife would call

He'd pout and shout

And pout and shout