[Intro]

Here's a touchin' story

Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after

The end

[Refrain]

You got blood on my knife, mate!

[Build]

A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'

[Drop]

Wuss!

Steady, steady!

Ah, I'm sorry, mate

Ah, that was rubbish!

[Build]

A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!

[Drop]

'Chop-chop'!

'Chop-chop'!

'Chop'!

I think we're done here

[Refrain]

You got blood on my knife, mate!

[Build]

A little of the ol' 'chop-chop’!

[Drop]

Wuss!

Steady, steady!

Ah, I'm sorry, mate

I think we're done here