[Intro: MF DOOM]

This is an editorial

Funded by Rhymers Against Phony Gangsters And Mainstream Evil

The Supervillain

[Verse 1: Manchild]

I showed up lamping with a soul strut anthem

And a plan to mess your fan and a legend is a tandem

Some low cut abandon tiger fist mic handlin'

Heard your feminine sound and had to prescribe pamperin'

Crampin your style like your parents on a first date

Yeah word is born with a dangerously low birth weight

Scenario: worst case, you dealing with a monster

I keep the peace but they wanna hold heat like a sauna

Gonna step into your nightmares, you pull it when you sleep

I'm still standing right there catching bullets in my teeth

Police and bap with a reason that speaks to black to the back of a mind

That I want my people back and that's fine

America's pastime is now alive and kickin you

Another public scandal, a Michael Jackson interview

I'm addicted to Real World and I hope I can kick it soon

While my aspirations and skill level are still in tune

Midnight's a high noon, fly jewels with MF

A Villain and a Manchild, possibilities endless

Get close to the speaker, yeah you too princess

Unless the restraining order specifies at least ten steps

[Chorus: Manchild]

Word placement, is this seat taken?

So sick of waitin' and y'all ain't sayin nathin'

We expect payment for this level of greatness

You dealing with Manchild it's so hard to face it

Word placement, is this seat taken?

So sick of waitin' and y'all ain't sayin nathin'

We expect payment for this level of greatness

When you dealing with Iz it's so hard to face it

[Verse 2: Iz-Real]

Every step I take another fake hood rate

I don't make the mistake to put my foot on the waist

But I make my state, I don't sway in anyway

When I grab the micro play, I reign on parades

Especially the suckers, the big ruckas duckas

Big ice wearin fool motha (*fuckers*)

With a knack for every single day of the week

Gotta watch my step, can't get no crap on my feet

Walking tall straight to the dope of opportunity

Been too many years and let the weight get a pull of me

I'm chilling with the drastic, they call me rap bastard

Envy's a bitch when you're dealin' with the masters

Tryna compensate for your ill rap traits

By concoctin' schemes to sell a few rap tapes

You played your odd but somethin' wrong with your numbers

It's time to pay the bookie or take a long slumber

[Chorus: Manchild]

Word placement, is this seat taken?

So sick of waitin' and y'all ain't sayin nathin'

We expect payment for this level of greatness

You dealing with Iz it's so hard to face it

Word placement, is this seat taken?

So sick of waitin' and y'all ain't sayin nathin'

We expect payment for this level of greatness

When you dealing with DOOM it's so hard to face it

[Verse 3: MF DOOM]

Can't stand the beat, there's no sense bitchin'

Can't stand the heat, go get from out the kitchen

Ran through the street and leave a whole set twitchin'

Skip the stitchin', complements of the henchmen

He rocked it, the flow got her dizzy

Keep a few knockers cocked and loaded for grizzly

It's no big deal, niggas say they real

But ain't got no heart to bust shots at a pig mobile

Putzes got the game all mucked up

Must be nuts kids, fuck up and get fucked up

Beat the heck out a rapper for street wreck

And laugh, playing with a half a full cheat deck

Pull your burner to earn you some respect, son

And be the next hun, to get a C-section

With no epidural screaming I heard ya'll

Cats is talking coughing up info like a furball

Do ya bid, don't be scared

The wrong three words on the tier, get you eared

Everywhere blood smeared, you should of been prepared

Layin there balled up looking all weird

Villain hold the heater on a cold day

And keep a old throw-away for an old fay

No way get bagged on no day

DOOM'll change his name to Jose' Yo No Se

[Chorus: Manchild]

Word placement, is this seat taken?

So sick of waitin' and y'all ain't sayin nathin'

We expect payment for this level of greatness

DOOM, Manchild and Iz you can't face it

Word placement, is this seat taken?

So sick of waitin' and y'all ain't sayin nathin'

We expect payment for this level of greatness

DOOM, Manchild and Iz you can't face it

("Don't front" is being scratched'n'cut)