[Verse 1: Viktor Vaughn]

It's Vik, known to kick a no joke vocal

And given a chance, yoke ya slow poke local yokel

Don't smoke krill, won't need topal

If the fluoride don't kill you then the soap will

Dope skill, nickname Musty

All up in the popes grill with quick game and crusty

He said, "Trust me, what's the dang fuss, B?"

Let me hold the buggy, police can't bust me

It should only take five minutes

No jive bidness, I leave no live witness

For you? 2% on the back

And not only that, I let you get on the track

Holla back, he still ain't call

It ain't my loss boss, ball 'til you fall

So what? A low cut price and pro

V'll sell a bogus marriage liscense to a 'mo

Like selling weed to a thug

Candy that baby gave me, "I Need a New Drug"

He knew the blue was too bug

After school he used to sip brew by the jug

[Chorus: Viktor Vaughn]

Enough to piss barley

Cracker told 'em chill before you end up like Chris Farley

He said, "Yes'm Mr. Charlie"

Now kindly shut the fuck up I'm tryna twist this Marley

Dope skill!

("You're nothing!")

Enough to piss barley

Cracker told 'em chill before you end up like Chris Farley

[Verse 2: Carl Kavorkian]

Turn a live Saturday night to a manic Monday

Disturb your inner peace with this rap feng shui

Knock you out a position with a rendition

Just a little something to TiVo on your television

The first cat to spit a verse on Star Search

The only American Idol to spill a rap recital

Win a contract, then turn it down willingly

And start a bidding war that'll collapse the whole industry

Then put it out independently

'Cause all them gifts they sending me, just ain't bending me

The only thing a major can give me is advice

While local cats tell me I'm just not that nice

But I don't feel bad at all after peeping their catalog

Knowing all along they always bumping the wackest songs

Chalking a plan with the future at hand

Being the last to stand after the band disbands

[Chorus: Viktor Vaughn]

Enough to piss barley

Cracker told 'em chill before you end up like Chris Farley

The crucial issue appears to be

Enough to piss barley

Cracker told 'em chill before you end up like Chris Farley

(*"Damn right!" is being scratched'n'cut*)