[Intro]

Hm

What a sad, strange tune he's playing

Hahaha

I have evidence, and I can prove it!

—and I can prove it!

[Verse 1: Viktor Vaughn]

Dub it off your man, don't spend that ten bucks

I did it for the advance, the back end sucks

It's better than sittin' up in a crack den with the MAC-11

Yellin' at your fiends and friends to duck

There's feds at the door! Oh, it's just Fed Ex

I thought I heard walkie-talkies, must've been them redneck

Neighbors of mine - they fuckin with they CB

And we in the spot, watchin' COPS on TV

Blazin' greens, thumpin' Big's first CD

Drinkin' OE, hopin' pigs don't see

If they were psychic, they'd try to give him the electric chair

It's gettin' hectic in here and it's a election year

Keep this section clear, VIP

Shed a few tears since a knee-high G

And got more tricks up my sleeve, cough, hiccup and sneeze

Make an emcee sick and dry heave, wheeze

They must be still allergic to a

Real raw rhymer with skills that surgical

Take the day off and lay off the crazy water

It don't faze V as he lay up with your lazy daughter

With your lazy daughter

[Verse 2: Viktor Vaughn]

Heat the bake, V came to eat your team's steak

And for dessert, a treat, the green cake

So much sweets it's a dream, it seem fake

These type themes make your beat machine break

It's on the fritz, put it on the Ritz

And watch what he gets, once his mitts is on the glitz

A lot of rappers are soft tit and talk shit

They need to do us all a big favor: cork it

Spit it like raw grits, get it?

They better off forfeit, admit it

Relaxin' in your town once the tour quit

V keep comin' back with more and more hits

More hits

[Outro]

He had a way with the world's most beautiful

Most seductive, most glamorous women

He did away with that

What happened to you anyway?

What was the trouble Viktor?

Nothing at all

Viktor, the way you look!

Yes?

You're exhausted

You didn't get any sleep at all last night, did you?

I was working, er—reading

Who's outside?

What was the trouble Viktor?

I was detained