[Verse 1]

“Everybody wants a story

Everybody wants to know what's up

Whatcha gonna, whatcha gonna do

Whatcha gonna, whatcha gonna do

[Verse 2]

Everybody loves a hero

Everybody loves to hate the bad, bad guy

With the patch on his eye

Doing bad, bad deeds with the brace on his knee

[Pre-Chorus]

Why are you the way you are?

So close, but no cigar

Whatcha gonna, whatcha gonna do?

Do you do it for them or you?

Why do you do it, why?

[Chorus]

I do it for the plot, do it for the plot

Do it when you're here, do it when you're not

I do it for the plot, do it for the plot

I guess I made it obvious, I guess that I forgot

I do it for the plot, do it for the plot

Do it when you're here, do it when you're not

I do it for the plot, do it for the plot

I guеss I made it obvious, I guess that I forgot

[Verse 3]

When stars comе down from the pitch black sky

And you realize there are no good guys

The sins of the father and the sins of the mother

Bring us closer to one another

[Verse 4]

One if by land, two if by sea

None if by you, three if by me

Doctor, doctor can I get a receipt

I wanna have everything right now for free

[Pre-Chorus]

Why are you always this way

Can’t make eye contact on dates

Looking up and looking down

But never looking at what’s right the fuck in front of your face

Why do you do it, why?

[Chorus]

I do it for the plot, do it for the plot

Do it when you're here, do it when you're not

I do it for the plot, do it for the plot

I thought I made it obvious, I guess that I forgot

I do it for the plot, do it for the plot

Do it when you're here, do it when you're not

I do it for the plot, do it for the plot

I guess I made it obvious, I guess that I forgot

I do it for the plot, uh-huh

[Chorus]

I do it for the plot, do it for the plot

Do it when you're here, do it when you're not

I do it for the plot, do it for the plot

I guess I made it obvious, I guess that I forgot

I do it for the plot, do it for the plot

Do it when you're here, do it when you're not

I do it for the plot, do it for the plot

I guess I made it obvious, I guess that I forgot

[Chorus]

I said, I do it for the plot, do it for the plot

Do it when you're here, do it when you're not

I do it for the plot, do it for the plot

I guess I made it obvious, I guess that I forgot

I do it for the plot, do it for the plot

Do it when you're here, do it when you're not

I do it for the plot, do it for the plot

I thought I made it obvious, I guess that I forgot

I said I do it for the plot"