Oberheim, Yamaha, Steinway and the lot

I must have played the wrong piano

'cause it left me with, I don't know what

So don't talk to me about mistakes

Yes, we all simply have got to take precautions

I must have played the wrong piano

'cause now I just feel nauseous

Some sexual turned into some biblical and then became a game of just trivial pursuit

I used to gnaw on every word

But now I don't know what's the use

Rupert Murdoch and Larry Flynt

Bob Guccione and the U.S. Mint

I took out the wrong subscription and I don't know what I'm gonna end up spending