[Verse 1]

S'il vous plait

Could you think of me?

Would the Paperhouse let you

Play songs there about me?

Or should I smile more?

Would they hire me?

Or would they just want me

To be their secretary?

[Chorus]

I'll get a tattoo on my arm

So that they'll think I'm punk enough

Or am I not punk enough for you?

You are so DIY-or-die

Trying to sell your shitty fucking merch online

Heard enough of you cry and whine

[Post-Chorus]

I'm too nice

You're too white

I'm too nice

You're no fun

[Verse 2]

I'd like to try and see you pay

Your way out of every mess you make

Your trust fund can't buy you talent

Gatekeep until it makes you bored

Talking shit; who the fuck knows what for?

Pay to play until you're poor

[Pre-Chorus]

I'm too nice

You're too white

I'm too nice

You're no fun

[Chorus]

I'll get a tattoo on my arm (I'm too nice)

So that you'll think I'm punk enough (You're too white)

Or am I not punk enough for you? (I'm too nice)

(You're no fun)

You are so DIY-or-die (I'm too nice)

Trying to sell your shitty fucking merch online (You're too white)

Heard enough of you cry and whine (I'm too nice)

You're no fun!