The Greatest Video Game Rap Ever!!

By VI Seconds

Released on June 29, 2013

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[Intro]

Suicide Sixx, I'm the man, though you knew it

Fly girls in my bag like Banjo-Kazooie

The coolest creature that the world wants to fly with

Doubt it, catch an arrow to the knee, Skyrim


[Verse 1]

An anomoly with rappin', bodyin' your masters

Claim your kick's quick, but mine's are way faster

Act up chime and you won't be forgot

'Cause I'll leave you with a big ass scar like Sagat, nigga

Dead or Alive I'm far from an average Joe

I got Killer Instinct just to let you know

The Yoga Flame, just bein' honest, fool

I box with who I swing, Sonic Boom

Sippin' Jin as a King, that's my Law in this ring

A Nightmare with a Fatal Fury once I dawn in this thing

Off the wall, but still a boss like Bison

A raging demon with a dragon's uppercut that I strike with

Rulin' this Castlevania, Just watch and let the savage go

Ape shit on everyone worthy 'cause I don't Battletoads

And pretty boy rappers that be playing like yo Vega

I'll knock your claws and mask off, you old news like Sega


[Verse 2]

Genesis me, I'm a new school bad guy

And my past time is giving niggas black eyes

Making sure everybody I'm dropping a tear

'Cause all of em are guilty of grinding my gears

I'm hotter than the bluest blaze of jockmeat

'Cause your girl on my balls like Katamari Damacy

You not me, I'm feared like the Nazi Zombies

Run at the hegdehog's top speed

I.E; with flames, I double up dragons

Your bitch just gives me weapons, but she cares for my package

Bastard, is an app that will master what you're lackin'

Playing my cards right like Gambit

That's it, one hit, your man's gone, I belong on Marvel vs Capcom

I'm on some shit when I dispatch words

Is to make a bitch nigga spin dash


[Verse 3]

I run shit like Shadow, leave you niggas in my shadow

Puttin' my Knuckles on your Tails, but I run like Sonic from this battle

See, this shit here ain't no Rouge, nigga, stop watching all my moves

'Cause I will crack your egg, man, don't get it confused

I bring chaos when I'm on 'cause I'm bout gettin my fetty

A verbal diamond heist, keep your emeralds at the ready

Through words, I dominate and I'll never be missing ink

And as for this rap game, niggas know I'm the missing link


[Verse 4]

Far from a pacifist, that's why I always try force

Constantly growing but never exposing what's my source

Ganon, I'm the one you're known to speak of

Making niggas' hardest verses sound like an Ocarina

A dealer of dope shit, no crack bar can stop me

You fuckin' fairy, I'll be more threatened by Navi

Snatching your princesses I'll silence you when you speak

A violent nigga leading ,refer to me as your Sheik


[Verse 5]

Filled with the Gears of War, the Master Chief say no

Rap game's Kratos, passing out Halos

Swinging Heavenly Swords and I'm known for getting lots of hate

Which is why I'm quick to make boots from these Solid Snakes

Riot Gang, all the Residents of Evil

Once they get that Call of Duty, all survival tracks are feeble

An Assassin is far from being passive

Once somebody slips into my Battlefield, I'm about action

First I Burnout, taking off like NASCAR

Running over niggas that be claiming that they mad hard

Getting touched like DS 3D play

Oh, you got drive? Guess who's 'bout to GTA?

Me mate, I ain't even gotta blow heat

Holap, bitch, you can catch me on Grove Street

Homie, Contra weapons so I been hard

Soon as I leave the crib, I get six stars

Crash when I dispatch my flow

Fully grown, spittin' fire like an aged Spyro

I go too hard, that's why my style gets Jak'd

'Cause I bang like a Ratchet, niggas don't come back

They just get their tombs raided and I walk off their riches

Then I get on The Sims and my Sim walks off with the bitches, you dig it?

I'm slick, Sly, InFAMOUS and savage

An unstable Prototype, resist the damage


[Verse 6]

You on shrooms like a Mario Brother, number one

You stuck on number two like Mario's brother

The biggest of the Kongs, the king of the Koopas

Samus in her prime and I'm ready to shoot ya

Touch my bread, bet you leave here with severed hands

Or get X'ed like a whole different Mega Man

Get it fam? That's a no-no, nigga

'Cause I'll get Metal Slugs and pull Chrono Triggers, nigga

Here's a Breath of Fire, turn to ashes

Vectorman, a machine of multiple classes

I step in your space with the illest of fashions

Facing off with monsters and suffering no damage

From my 3rd Birthday, I've been bringing forth the worst days

One you can't Conker, welcome to your Bad Fur Day

Squads on Madden can't stop my flow hot

And you sayin' you ill, you a psycho, not

I'm so hot, I scorch from the back, man

When your broad gobbles up my balls, Ms. Pac-Man

Grippin' the bat, man, going all out

A 2k ballout, the last you thing you want's to Fallout

I crawled out my crib, more than ready

To take the city over like Tommy Vercetti

Get me? No, I'm not one to spar with

The location of your body will be Uncharted

You murderous well check my bio, ock

I guarantee my bio leaves you BioShocked

Still having doubts, try your luck, I reckon

You'll catch more kicks than a rasta on Tekken

Take heed and learn that I'm the MC

With more arms than Dante off DMC

Or Asura when he's pissed, here's a tip: don't play with him

I'll wipe out every Pokemon out in your stadium

Fileting 'em, layin' 'em out I ain't an actor

A dog on the mic, Parappa the Rapper

Don't get smacked up and Left 4 Dead

The last bitch that wanted to battle, I left her head


[Verse 7]

Glowin' with a Goldeneye, 14k vision

Just a nigga with no chain having 14k visions

Double 06, once I show, you're done

'Cause I'm way more lethal than the golden gun

Hold it son, a beast eating y'all for supper

Before I pipe your broad I have to Glubber

She sucks like Kirby, tongue's like Yoshi, hard as shit

I'm getting blown like 64 cartridges


[Verse 8]

Yeah, yeah

Grove Street, Grove Street my word

Jetpack cheat, there's no one flyer, a Ryder

Down for the drama, fam

Mental terrorist and physically a Bomberman

You'll get smashed, bro if you testin' I

You and every member of your Jet Force Gemini

I'll get your every metal twisted if you thought of duking

You got me fucked up, I straight duke nuke it

Bitch, I'm far from a hero

A final form Fable raising round screaming F-Zero

Busy getting known, no time to party

Though I'm five times flier than Falco Lombardi

You can show me your moves but I got this on lock 'Cause I'm leading my fleet to the sky like Fox, osk

A legend, I be's with the best

'Cause I move with the strength of what beats in my chest


[Verse 9]

The heart that I'm living with, surviving what I'm living in

With the key to it all, sending y'all to Oblivion

You Nobodies with no bodies, so stop it

Without me, you won't exist, I'm Sora, you're Roxas

Heartless? Nah, just aware I'm a masterpiece

Your head is in the clouds? Well, that's your Final Fantasy

No matter what number you're on I slay all and blow all away 'cause I show up as a Squall

Y'all know what I be, dude, farthest from see through

A person who tamed this darkness like Riku

Young Xehanort, high knees if you try me

Fuck love, I ain't chasing Kairi on this LittleBigPlanet

Hunting monsters, taking punks out

Gloves always on for someone waiting, they get punched out

Leaving Dead Space, turning everyone red

Causing Max Payne to all in this House of the Dead

Forcing my wood in this game, giving Splinters to Cells

Once I choose to flip my switch, F.E.A.R. I'm bringing 'em hell

Swinging a Soul Calibur, you're food for the vultures

Wanna play me? Feel free, you will break your controller

The final boss, the cause of everything you've been through

Face me, I'll make sure The World Ends With You

The cause of what you've been through

Face me, I'll make sure The World Ends With You