Hey dude, I hate everything you do

But I'm trying really hard to not hate you

Hating you won't make you suck any less

The world would be a better place if you were gone

I don't wish you'd die, I wish you'd never been born

And if you died, you'd get an undeserved rest

That's not a fucking euphemism

You should spend forever in prison

Without ever hearing It Was Written

I'm completely against plagiarism

But I completely bit four of the first five lines

I even made the whole thing rhyme

And then stopped

Which isn't the sort of thing I do

I either rhyme all the way through or not at all

I passed English Lit in school

My hatred breaks all the rules

You've only just started teething

What do you know about beefing?

Your rhymes aren't funny, this is no fun

From 0 to 100, you're not even 1

Nothing I say about you could ever be slander

You should hang out with Richard and Xander

OK kill the music

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Who am I meant to be dissing again? And why? What did this person ever do to me?

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Who is that?

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Right, OK. I don't have a problem with either of them. Why am I dissing them?

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I was just imagining I was rapping about Ben Carson

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So this is pure entertainment? Am I someone you associate with mere entertainment?

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But I'm much better than ScopeY! I should have been your first choice! When will people wake up to my greatness?

OK, this is a joke. Forget the pretend beef, this is personal now. Start the beat again! brackets the beat starts up brackets verse 3

ScopeY ScopeY ScopeY he's so dopey...

Where's my beat? Where are my headphones? Where's my mic? Is anyone even listening?

Hello?

Hellooooo?