Verse 1

Now Alex, I'm not tryna scare ye, But I think there's an alien in the area

It's face was green like the puff that we have, that was in the bag now I don't want another drag

What, shut up you're lying

No I'm not man I'm on the verge of crying, I think he's tryna kill us I think he's gonna get us

Casper you're paro off the devil's lettuce, now chill the fuck out there's no alien about, smoke this joint after that drought of.. cheeeezeee!!, here toke this

Shut the fuck up and let me focus, we're gonna get kidnapped I feel were hopeless

You can only take green in small doses

Look, I'm about to shit a brick, I'm never getting a bag again with you on tick, cause that cheese really has ye in bad nick and there's an alien around so we better move quick

You've lost the plot pal man you need some help

If you saw what I saw I'd guarantee you'd wet yourself, that's it now I've really had enough, no more green for me unless it's kush

Shut the fuck up ye love ammo ye pup

There's the bleedin' alien, get in the bush !

**Chorus**

Intergalactic puff, hundred million light years away, intergalactic puff, intergalactic puff, .. intergalactic puff, hundred million light years away, intergalactic puff, intergalactic puff, ..

(X2)

Verse 2

What the fuck, you were being honest

I know we might get raped on a bleedin' car bonnet

Well he could be Scandinavian, Romanian or French Canadian

Fuck that man I'm sure he's an alien

Would ye say the fucker even brought a ufo, he'll bring us to space and never let us go

We'll have to spark a joint and always leave him a blow and I'd say in space they give mad dort bags of snow

Fuck that man that sounds like hell, and I'd say intergalactic puff doesn't have a nice smell

Ye I'd say all the weed is a mad stoney sorta buzz, no taste whatsoever when ye toke on the bud, pretty much all the green is fucking muck, and when ya don't get skipped you're the one with the luck

Not a chance am I going there I couldn't give a fuck

There it is again Casper fuck sake duck !

**Chorus**

Verse 3

Thank fuck it's about time yiz waited

Listen here alien I know ye might be hated, but me and Casey actually think yiz are pretty sound, and we might go in on a big ass pound of .. lemon haze!, so don't take us away

Ye cause all the green out that way is all sprayed

What the fuck boys just wait and see that I'm not an alien ye it's actually me, the top mc Zade I.M.P, who had a mad trip from doing dust off a key

Ahaha lovely you had us all worried, we thought you were an alien so we bounced in a hurry

Love it was that the cheese yiz were smoking

Yeah but we stopped, Casper paro from the toking

Ye that makes sense and the cheese gives ye paro trips, and I can get better bags for only twenty-five blips, by the way I've a munch so I wanna get chips and maybe some curry with chicken strips, and I had a long day dealing with proper ticks, so come on we leg it..

WHOPPER TRIPS

.. wait until I tell sid