[Verse 1 - Eskimo Supreme]

Now let me settle these debates, I’m sick of all the chit chat

A chicken royale is nicer than a big mac

A fat ass is nicer than any big baps

And posh birds can’t suck it like the riff raff

Dublin to Cali pal that’s just how we do

Dublin boys are crips that’s why your jersey’s blue

To text a bitch back that would take a word to do

I’m a peaceful cunt surrounded by a violent crew

I got a Southside yoke and I know I got to cherish her

But what’s up with all the fat hoes on Sherriff at

When I drive across Samuel Beckett bridge

That does me some point the bells around the grid

[Chorus]

Southside boys appreciate a Northside arse

Northside boys don’t appreciate them

We bring the birds out on dates and alleviate them

What’s up? What’s up? What’s up? What’s up?

Southside boys appreciate a Northside arse

Northside boys don’t appreciate them

We bring the birds out on dates and alleviate them

What’s up? What’s up? What’s up? What’s up?

Southside boys appreciate a Northside arse

Northside boys don’t appreciate them

We bring the birds out on dates and alleviate them

What’s up? What’s up? What’s up? What’s up?

[Verse 2 - Casper Walsh]

Wait hold on, was that Vanessa McNamara?

That’s a serious arse from Western Cabra

Take her on a date [?] in Portmarnock

I know she won’t be late ‘cause I’m famous leave her starstruck

Sell me mam for an arse like that

I make a bitch go clap

I make a bitch lean hoes

Then I roll right back

I bet the bitch knows that

I bet the bitch knows that

I bet the bitch knows that

I bet the

I got a Northside bird already with a quality rim

I’m a greedy townie scumbag from the end of the ring

Ring’send, ringsend, what’s up, what’s up

On the Southside jump [???]

Inner city, North, South, Central cunts that’s us

And we be scoping North South Central birds yes

(ooooh, yeah) I said that’s us

[Chorus]

Southside boys appreciate a Northside arse

Northside boys don’t appreciate them

We bring the birds out on dates and alleviate them

What’s up? What’s up? What’s up? What’s up?

Southside boys appreciate a Northside arse

Northside boys don’t appreciate them

We bring the birds out on dates and alleviate them

What’s up? What’s up? What’s up? What’s up?

Southside boys appreciate a Northside arse

Northside boys don’t appreciate them

We take the birds out on dates and alleviate them

What’s up? What’s up? What’s up? What’s up?