[Intro]

Attention passengers

We're no longer on a plane

We're aboard the crazy train

So turn up the speakers and let's massacre

Our eardrums

Just for fun

[Chorus]

So all aboard the crazy train

Hop on and ride this thing

So if you feel insane (yeah)

So if you're a player play'n (yeah)

Then come aboard the crazy train

Come aboard the crazy train

[Verse]

If you think you're as crazy as me

That is blasphemy

I'm the craziest person on Earth

I've been crazy since birth

But at heart I'm still a nerd

Always eager to learn

When I'm on a crazy rampage

When I'm on stage

And have a fit of rage

That's gonna last all day

But that's the only way this crazy cracka can learn

So watch out or you might get hurt

So don't be mad when I blurt

These lyrics that can hurt

Your ears and your mind

All I do is write some lines

That'll screw with your mind

And send chills down your spine

And it's all because I'm crazy

And there is no maybe

If there was that'd be wishful thinking

You see my mind is a mystery (mys-too-ray-ee)

To modern man

Cause they don't understand

My devious plan

To make the world crazy, man

[Chorus]

So all aboard the crazy train

Hop on and ride this thing

So if you feel insane (yeah)

So if you're a player play'n (yeah)

Then come aboard the crazy train

Come aboard the crazy train

[Verse]

Mmm, this train

Is going at the speed of insane

So let's make the speakers blare

And get to waving your hair

And start dancing on the floor

Forget your chores

And dance like you got turrets

Run loose like your pets

And tear up the furniture

If you want to impress that girl spit your

Dopest lines

And watch her eyes

When she hears you're insane

And was born on the crazy train

And all of a sudden the beat drops

Next second your homie becomes a beat box

Then you drop your rhymes

And see yourself in your prime

But in actuality

You're in loco prison

For beating on the faculty (fac-u-al-i-ty)

At your school after they caught you kissing

[Chorus]

So all aboard the crazy train

Hop on and ride this thing

So if you feel insane (yeah)

So if you're a player play'n (yeah)

Then come aboard the crazy train

Come aboard the crazy train

[Outro]

Welcome aboard the crazy train

Currently holding

80 trillion passengers

So turn up the volume and massacre

Your eardrums

And your cranium

Current destination

Is Arkham Asylum

Welcome aboard the crazy train

Welcome aboard the crazy train