Potatoes are fat

Just like you bitch

Better get a bat

Gonna hit you with this pitch

Every damn day i’m eating some spud

They are very good for you

They’re grown in the mud

Rapping about veggies for my doing

Making a broth yea call me brewing

Bash that potato and call it mashed

Get out that fast food it’s getting trashed

Potatoes aren’t an excuse to eat some fries

Congrats with your stroke, here’s your prize

Cheering my name starting an uprise

Anything but greens are what I despise

Potatoes are awesome

Potatoes are neat

Best thing about them

They are so sweet

No I’m not vegan, I eat tons of meat

But my fans all know me as veggie on the street

I be acting like a clown

Turning smiles into frowns

Treating my snapback like a crown

Pulling up like Chris Brown

You sitting down

I standing up

Fans see me in streets being like “wassup?”

I appreciate you all

Being there for me

Potassium in my veins

Can’t you see?

Digging up potatoes

I’m practically a farmer

Lucky like a charmer

Knight in some armor

Fighting for what’s right

Potatoes are so tight

Eating greens every night

Rappin with all my might

These spuds are my only buddies

Nothing can take that away

Not even money

I would never sell out

Do this shit for fun

Phone dryer then dirt in the sun

Putting these potatoes into potato chips

Skating till i die, landing kickflips

Eating this shit like tatertots

Tongue be tied in some knots

Left out for a week, now he rots

Shocked up dead with 50 watts

When I eat my potatoes, my heart be pumpin’

Feelin’ this beat, spitin’ lines that are bumpin’

Taking Soundcloud for a surprise

But I gotta stay humble to be wise

Calling me Kendrick up in this bitch

But he in the skies while I be in a ditch

I shouldn’t be here this song’s a glitch

Snapping me off like a Nintendo Switch

This bass is what’s droppin’

Your fatass be moppin’

Spending all day at Walmart

Goin’ shoppin’

But then back to our greens

Specifically potatoes

It is what it seems

Crazier than Sharknado

It is super easy to stay healthy

Anyone can do it

You don’t have to be wealthy

There is this thing called eating your veggies

Raps are the opposite, of being edgy

I’m the king of Veggies, that I own

This beat getting amplitude with a cone

Potatoes are gem in my stone

Going automatic, in the zone

One month later and i’m back with fire

Dumbasses thinking I’m gonna retire

Ain’t quitting anytime sorry haters

Chef